I had to make one for Rincewind

no, he has no idea how he caught a Lapras either. Probably it was less he "caught" one and more "she took pity on him"

lmao it'd ve just like him to randomly have something like a lapras

riding it across the ocean even though he's terrified of drowning

people see it and mistakenly think it means he's a good trainer with lots of badges

oh no i messed up though I forgot to add a magikarp

he would absolutely have a magikarp

omg yes

and here's one for Sam!

Mawile excellent choice

it's absolutely the Luggage poke-tized

I can just imagine it constantly biting his robes and stealing his food

if i was a lapras id go on a journey with rincewind

but magikarp does seem very likely

oh for sure

i was like, i hope sam has arcanine

and he did

he would have been one of those suckers who bought it because the name made him think it was magic

so angry that it isn't. but grudgingly comes to quietly love it anyway.

he could have to be a hero to save his magikarp

character building

excellent

fight off a pidgeotto

too soon

i feel like chilton would try to convince rincewind to put his magikarp into an intensive training program to make him evolve but it would cause suffering for magikarp

i am creating a very elaborate headcanon for this universe

I'm so here for it

it emerges, a gyarados with antisocial tendencies

but was it worth it

i think rincewind would save magikarp

a gyarados with a taste for jorahs

whoops how did that happen

so weird

this fanfic is going off the rails

who's driving this thing

tom bodett

as magikarp

perfect