what'd you do

I was at this church tag sale yesterday, and while browsing this kind volunteer lady was making small talk. “What school do you go to? Chatham?” Which is a nearby high school

ffft nice

And I nearly choke. “...I’m actually 28.”

And her eyes get wide and she says in this deep, disbelieving voice, “no way!”

It doesn’t help that I sound like a little girl lmao

it really doesn't

I want to be intimidating and command respect!!

nah