October plotting/catch-all mobile plurk while my internet provider fucks me yet again

I'm gonna need at least one ridiculous costumed Halloween activity this month for my guys

I'm a sucker for cliche holiday shenanigans

currently thinking Rincewind as the devil, Sam as a cowboy. (dressed all in black, of course. )

Vampire Discourse

Sam "It's Not Prejudice, It's Just Smart" Merlotte

(spoilers: he's totally prejudiced)

an Evil Twin

relevant to cyanidetimes

>)!

Hans looks a little like he could be Chilton's dad

or an older, disgruntled brother

the kind who picks on his best friend rincewind

that's why he's the "evil" twin

No other reason! Just that one reason!

is this slut-shaming

talking madness with Woden

lestat's just doing whatever the vampire equivalent of a popcorn.gif is at that conversation

if anyone can appreciate drama, it's Lestat

Woden calls *Rincewind* a sociopath

cyanidetimes Rincewind is so going to rant to him about this

do it omg

editorial criticism

I had to jump in

because it's also what I thought OOCly so I'm glad this is happening

chilton REGRETS his endorsement

Rincewind is just so pleasantly surprised to see his buddy Chilton helping his buddy Jorah

well it is

potato inquiries

now he and boyle are

potatwo

you're on a (potato) roll

Sam scouts for a bartender

emphasis on tender

rincewind is a good friend

no doubt he will be very proud of the outcome of jorah paying frederick a visit

...oh no

Sam just Can't Even

Just a note that I'm not dead, I've just been ill and busy and I'm terrible about letting people know these things

gonna try and get some stuff back on track tomorrow

i'm glad you are alive!

thank you I have missed you

also tmi but still generally amazed at how much mucus a single human head can hold

it seems endless

we need to figure out a way to power cars with this stuff

thanks rincewind

cyanidetimes: look it's Chilton

how can he be the only one who appreciates lestat???

god bless tumblr artists

beautiful