[tabletop] Hey y'all! If you're interested in participating in one of those d&d newbie teaching games, you should friend or follow this plurk - I promise only to update with time changes and session additions. No spam! Upcoming games are here, and we had our first successful game today!
There was a lot of interest in participating by folks who I don't have friended on my actual plurk account, and this will make keeping people who actually want to participate in the loop way easier.
Today's party consisted of Alexis Bellvile-Oakshade, the half-elf bard who did the bard's job of hitting on every pretty lady with two legs.
Arc Fourfish, a high elf bookworm nerd fighter who insults people at random.
Mirri Snowscale, a dragonborn sorcerer who won the heart of a small child at the tavern.
And Sumira Helder, a cleric and sole human of the party who was somehow also the only one able to suss out an elf in disguise.
she was just too attractive
... bellveil. I have literally spelled that name wrong so many times.
it's true, Alexis was too charmed
I wrote it "Bellevil-Oakshake" the first time.
cries laughing
I want it to be a running gag, now
HOW MANY WAYS CAN WE MISSPELL BELLVEIL
like a milkshake but with evil trees
jfskdakfewa
This is great.
fresh prince of bel-vail
cries
But this way I can actually pinig people who wanna be put on the ping list. 
... ping, oh my god. Why can't I type today.
now I'm gonna take a minute just sit right there and tell you all about this one guard I did fingerguns at
LMAO FJDKSLA
listen
if they had phones
she'd have written down her number for the pretty guard
and mouth "CALL ME" at her
FRESH PRINCE
it's so real
I WILL ATTEMPT TO WAKE UP EARLY ENOUGH FOR ONE OF THESE
Good!!
For real though the session today was so much fun.
despite me needing to mute myself to sneeze every few minutes, good lordy.
Aww feel better!
Oh I'm feeling great!! Just allergies or a cold or something.
fall is the worst for stuff like that o9
tbh I think Alexis's second goal in life is to flirt with every lady in the world
this was delightful btw
mirri terrified an innocent dwarf
That poor dwarf
that poor dwarf deserved better 
It was for a good(?) cause
an attempt at a good cause, anyway
www.clydefitchreport.com...
mirri, probably
mirri, probably
you guys roll20ing??
oh this looks like fun!
Cmakyouupgood: we were using discord and a dice bot- for two hour learning games i feel like it would be silly to make someone create an account for roll20 and learn it too when it's overwhelming enough
ahhh that makes sense!
I'm super busy through November, but I'm gonna keep an eye on this until then. It sounds fun
starshiranui: it's not gonna be a linear progression of things -- it's probably just gonna stay "intro newbie games" until i have enough folks who want to do second rounds.
I wanna be all over this
Good!
Possibly adding a short game on Wednesday, since the game I actually campaign was delayed.
I played Pathfinder, but I never played DnD before. Is it possible for me to join?
Sure! All details about that are on the post.
Cool! I can't wait!
"fuck off spam boy"
I prefer "spam boy" tbh, that's hilarious.
Ahhhh man, those names. So looking forward to joining in a later session... I'm busy giving presentations for work atm so I'm just holding out until later in the month when I have the time.
sooth: Sounds perfect! I'm gonna slot in some more signups after I see how the first three or four pan out.
The first one went excellently, but I just wanna make sure I'm not wiping myself out too hard.
That's the most important thing!
(also please save some mojo for us 
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