It is rude, yes.

his dream vacation

and his dream vacation part 2

don't ask Morporkians about their money

it's just a rule

and I think they're vacation ideas a lot of imports could get behind

au where jorah for some reason has to take care of rincewind and darlenes turtles at the same time so he puts them in the same tank and they fight to the death and he's not sure which turtle survived and just tries to port himself out rather than deal with it

you know Edd and Rincewind should meet. They are like kindred spirits in a lot of ways

hackfraud: OH NO he wouldn't just go the sitcom route and try to replace it and hope they didn't notice

?

devimelete: and neither is seen without their hat

i suppose that would be easier

but also riskier

I'm curious how he'd try and force a Port Out

probably just porting back and forth rapid fire hoping the porter forgets to send him out the other side

that seems logical

well that checks out

Turtle Fights I found this

it is admittedly not very exciting

what if instead of fighting they fuuuuuuuuucked

and made turtle babies

awkward

lmao the headbanging

my dragon does that at his reflection

it's ok will is retired

if jorah and rincewind need him to watch some tabies (turtle babies) he gonna do it

wait no

turbies

hackfraud: I need to know your dragon's name

it is kilgore trout but i just call him kilgore

and thank you for being such a good grampurtle (grandpa turtle), Will

will would be a good father to your bastard turtles

in 6 months time the garden is will, 40 turbies, dogs, cats, luggage babies

Kilgore Trout is such a good name

I want this garden future

it sounds so peaceful

maybe darlene will take mercy on your personal information since youre both turtlekin

but probably not

that's what he gets for not learning more about Online Security

and Being Safe On The Web

darlene better watch out

there is a peaceful army of turtle bastards and dogs awaiting all who fuck with the weezzard

Feeding tortoises just picturing

you came to the wrong neighborhood

'and you better leave'

'but carefully. seriously, watch where you step '

DO NOT SQUISH THE BUS BABIES

omg that video