such a good employee/best friend
omg rincewind
gently supports him
bless you, Mick
rincewind
MiB and Jorah are also welcome to add their endorsements
i guess jorah already knows he works for chilton huh or has that just never come up
oh that would have definitely come up
he's probably gone drinking in uniform with him once or twice
Ahaha perfect post
buddy
jorah probably wouldnt say much he works for baelish
Minions
yeah rincewind would absolutely call him on that
lackeys gonna lack
a moral compass
sarissa declares false advertising
sues chilton for glitter
take the glitter to bwitter
alert alert woden is mean
booooooo
oh that's good, Will can add himself as a success story too
a successful cliff story
well
some stories have cliffhangers
"that happened but not bc of chiltiboo"
Soon: Chilton cancels his subscription to Friendship Wth Sarissa, reason cited: she's the worst and torments innocent wizards
if Chilton cancelled every friendship with people who tormented Rincewind
he'd only be friends with Rincewind
but does he not torment rincewind as well
well you can't be friends with yourself
isn't that called masturbation
we may be getting off-topic
that fawn? abigail hobbs
how jorah helps
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK but Rincewind got a Majority Report cameo
This Rincewind post has been just so much fun