[D&D] "Okay, so next time we travel we'll need a bigger spaceship to fit all our companions/pets." This is shortly before our cleric asked to speak to the manager and our bard bought a papoose to carry around the severed undead head that talks.
In related news: we are the soccer moms of the D&D Hubworld.
Also "Hoppening. ...I mean happening." "Nope it's hoppening now. Yoohoo big summer hoppening."
"What constitutes an attack shrub?"
"Are we rolling to debate the finer points of gardening?"
"Are we rolling to debate the finer points of gardening?"
Also my halfling just realized our pet shrub is the same size as her and understands Halfling, so now she's the only one who can communicate with it. Currently our cleric is trying to train it so the severed head can ride it into battle. :/
We are all insane. Also we sent the better part of half a session rolling endurance checks to get through city hall paperwork to get a license for our hippogriff. We found the dead guy who needed to sign/stamp and we just... forged it all.