So one of my residents just stood up from where he was seated and pulled his dick out

And I know I've worked here for too long, because my only reaction was '... well, that hasn't happened in a while'

Before calmly crossing the room to alert the nurse

Thought he was just fixing his pants at first, but nope, peen

He'd tucked himself back in by the time the nurse got out of her station, and she asked if I was sure that's what he did, and I'm like

... lady. I know what a penis looks like

XD

Between years of life drawing, working in a dementia unit, and existing in proximity to the internet, I am not only aware of what penis looks like, but very difficult to surprise with one