wolfybits
2017-07-27T15:00:39.000Z
to the deer who ate all my fucking lettuce, nearly all of my chard, and then an inexplicable amount of tomato and pepper plant tops: jokes on you mother-fucker. you just ate some nightshade!
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Lassarina
2017-07-27T15:01:40.000Z
Nooooo garden terror
wolfybits
2017-07-27T15:01:54.000Z
the lettuce and chard, yeah sure i get that, but how did you sniff the tomato and pepper leaves then try some to see if they'll really taste as bad as they smell, and then proceed to eat so goddamned many plant tops?!
wolfybits
2017-07-27T15:02:02.000Z
that shit is legit posion
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wolfybits
2017-07-27T15:02:35.000Z
i will give you eating one. maybe you're young, maybe forage is bad right now (it does not look like it is)
wolfybits
2017-07-27T15:03:09.000Z
but for fuck's sake, that is not healthy
wolfybits
2017-07-27T15:04:32.000Z
that said, i really do appreciate having as much wildlife as i do in my backyard, even if it costs me some garden once in a while
wolfybits
2017-07-27T15:06:42.000Z
thus far, there's a little buck who hangs out a lot (and who almost certainly was the one eating my plants) along with a big turkey and one little turkling, a skunk, a possum, and i think like... 3 coyotes? it's hard to say. 3 sets of coyote eyes and a fuck ton of yipping. that's more honest
wolfybits
2017-07-27T15:07:07.000Z
oh and bunnies!
wolfybits
2017-07-27T15:07:25.000Z
but... not recently, unlike the coyotes so... maybe no more bunnies
Lassarina
2017-07-27T15:22:43.000Z
Oh no buns
Lassarina
2017-07-27T15:23:09.000Z
I have a bun in my yard and I'm pretty sure the little fucker is eating all my bulbs for perennials but on the other hand, a cutie
wolfybits
2017-07-27T19:04:04.000Z
buns are rad cute
wolfybits
2017-07-27T19:04:08.000Z
and troublesome
wolfybits
2017-07-27T19:04:20.000Z
and unfortunately basically canid candy bars too
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