Nooooo garden terror

the lettuce and chard, yeah sure i get that, but how did you sniff the tomato and pepper leaves then try some to see if they'll really taste as bad as they smell, and then proceed to eat so goddamned many plant tops?!

that shit is legit posion

i will give you eating one. maybe you're young, maybe forage is bad right now (it does not look like it is)

but for fuck's sake, that is not healthy

that said, i really do appreciate having as much wildlife as i do in my backyard, even if it costs me some garden once in a while

thus far, there's a little buck who hangs out a lot (and who almost certainly was the one eating my plants) along with a big turkey and one little turkling, a skunk, a possum, and i think like... 3 coyotes? it's hard to say. 3 sets of coyote eyes and a fuck ton of yipping. that's more honest

oh and bunnies!

but... not recently, unlike the coyotes so... maybe no more bunnies

Oh no buns

I have a bun in my yard and I'm pretty sure the little fucker is eating all my bulbs for perennials but on the other hand, a cutie

buns are rad cute

and troublesome

and unfortunately basically canid candy bars too