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2017-06-30T15:46:34.000Z
hahaha some lawyer was sent to my office for me to look over an order and i'm in the bathroom across from my room and i just hear a loud shout of "Isabella? Sweetie?"
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2017-06-30T15:47:36.000Z
I've never actually had the reaction time to process that and ask why anyone would think that was appropriate to say in a professional setting but hey I did today~
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2017-06-30T18:59:39.000Z
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2017-06-30T19:04:22.000Z
So this was a guy who looked like the kind of lawyer who has his face on a bus ad. He has this smug smile that reveals he does not understand what human emotion is but he expects it to work for him anyway. He tries to maintain the smile and just sputters, "Well. Uh. "Sweetie" withdrawn, then. Sorry." I just say, "Good" and go on with looking over his order
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2017-06-30T19:04:43.000Z
while he keeps talking and saying some nonsense like "I grew up with sisters so I'm a little more traditional" like that is a sentence that makes sense.
The Ebon Dragon
2017-06-30T19:05:35.000Z
Hopesend
2017-06-30T19:19:58.000Z
thats something ive always wished i could do--reduce a person to sputtering with a retort
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2017-06-30T19:49:53.000Z
hah thanks, honestly this was much less a humblebrag about my Sick Burn (TM) than a "thank goodness I had time to rehearse in the bathroom"
emeraldkiwi
2017-07-01T01:30:34.000Z
.....sweetie
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