never

I just want to sit here bored at work and keep an eye on whether any new plurks come in so I can stalk/bother people and not die. Is that too much to ask? Now it wants me to refresh the page like I'm 13 at the Neopets giving tree thing again?

Or it notifies me to things I've seen. I think it's been replaced with a puppy.

It's plurk. It will never stop.

Plurk, no, you are my only access to the outside world and civilization-

so all that I'm left to do is... apparently read about mods available for a game I don't own, haven't played, and probably won't end up actually playing.