Anyone who's listened to me complain about my hair before knows just how weird that is.

your hair is now as dark as your heart

...actually rn my hair is silver, it's p. hot.

what should it be coming in as?

She is usually some flavor of redhead, occasionally a blonde or light brunette

Once in a while, it comes in different colours on different places so I have multicoloured hair and it's annoying

aah.

Hence all the hair dye

I am the boss of my hair! Not the other way around.