why I love Fallout: -dumb dialogue choices ("I'm a courier, remember? don't you want me to handle your package?") -when Sole Survivor goes over the top as a detective in the murder mystery in Vault 118 -the BBC doesn't care about the straight up TARDIS in Fallout 1 -talking Deathclaws in Fallout 2?????
-the glitches can be amusing, there's so many in the pc versions -the way "The Wanderer" can change a human being, the fandom goes nuts over that song -I'VE GOT SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE ~ -Aliens?????
-the sole survivor can be just so unnecessarily rude to Proctor Quinlan, I don't get where that comes from but it's great ("you need to check your glasses pops!") -the number of people the Courier can have sex with in New Vegas -the Courier in general is just a hilarious protag
-a cult of vampires in Fallout 3 -every npc ever had like, five voice actors between them -your dad, actual Liam Neeson -BENEATH THE COMMONWEALTH, THERE IS A CANCER!!!! 11!!1!!
-New Vegas was so rough and glitchy that one of the devs created a mod to improve performance because Bethesda wouldn't -the bloody mess perk -the music in Fallout 4 is fucking art -WAR! WAR NEVER CHANGES!!