I'm trying to think of a good pun and failing...

I don't know if I want a pun anyway, the rest of the cast has, like... classy usernames

andthentherewasone

I thought about stuff referencing her sole survivor status, but I'm not taking her from that canon point b/c I didn't want to do the whole "wait, shouldn't you guys all be dead" thing, so I thought maybe not

but then the usernames aren't IC or anything so maybe it doesn't matter

second_to_one? Since she's the second sibling

though I guess she's technically behind Jessica after Krauss

trying to think of something with 'gold' in there....

gold_me_otp

just_give_up giveupanddie

how_to_succeed

or "wants_to_succeed"

"kept_a_receipt"

maybe something like "drown_in_cake" but that's more EVA-Beatrice.

I thought of give_up_and_die but it did seem too EVA-Beatrice specific

how_to_succeed is cracking me up a little because I'm a musical theater nerd

In Eva's case it's more How to Succeed in Business While Really, Really Trying

Because You Need to Prove to Your Asshole Father That You're Better At It Than Your Shitty Brother

yes! And that she literally wants to succeed Kinzo over Krauss.

Yes!

Okay, I'm doing it