so... he's a dirty boy and you need to do something about that?

yeah I do. He got wiped and swiped xD

context: Sabo is my computer (the new one). He has a touchscreen that I frequently use and it was dirty. (I call him Sabo because my last Acer was called Ace, but he's dead now because I killed him, so Sabo replaced him.)

Yes, I'm a dork.

actually that's cute

it seemed appropriate?

oh my Sabo

also your computer names are rude

why rude?

Ace was Ace because he was an ace, who worked flawlessly, like a clockwork for 9 years. It only makes sense that the one to replace him would be named Sabo. puffs out cheeks

rude because Ace died

self-fullfilling names

don't say that... I named mine Kyrten. that character in Red Dwarf was eventually broke out of his programming with the help of Lister and could swear at his crewmates lol

I don't need my laptop to do that to me

it's happening

he's going to break free any minute now

omg don't say that!

I'm terrified that corruption means different things in inanimate object land

oh, oh no... I'm sure it's fine