someone take the stick from Disney.... leave the poor horse alone.....

wait what

cash cows never die

in may...

lmao

dead men tell no tales aka Salazar's revenge

the last few were awful... I'll be surprised if it breaks even

sighs

and the first one was so good too

I KNOW

I loved the first one

I feel like they're trying to hearken back to that look at this poster

little will and Elizabeth knock offs

I'm so confused

lmaooo

I hope it fails because I don't want Johnny Depp vehicles to prosper... though I really loved the first two.

what are you talking about

there is only one pirates movie

no others

ever existed

LOL

[/MASSIVE EYE TWITCHING]

The soundtrack that would have been used for the second movie if it had ever come out had some gorgeous parts.

the only worthwhile thing about the other pirates movies was pirate king elizabeth

and if she's not there then what is even the point

yes