good morning Erin

greetings i want to die

thank you for being so terrible that I feel better about myself

the only bad thing about this sleep app is it treats every time i check in and out as an individual night. it wasn't prepared for me waking 3-4 times nightly and being unable to fall back asleep right away

i'm glad i can be used as a model standard of what not to be like

to be fair that's been the case as long as I've known you

maybe im just a secretly misunderstood person who is so bad because they never get any sleep

im itachi

I didn't watch that and had no idea that is what the plot line there was but tbh I'm not surprised

must've made it easier to sell his shirts at hot topic at least

based on what i read at the time he was essentially forced to make itachi "misunderstood" and that wasn't his original intention but who knows if that's actually true

maybe it's the next "the creator of evangelion killed himself" and i don't even know about it because im too busy complaining on the internet about how tired i am

at least you can say you used your time wisely

when i ascend and become god after my mortal body dies they will cherish all these screepcaps i took of my sleep apps and create a new calendar based on there being 3 mondays and tuesdays

so mote it be

that's a good idea im gonna have a better symbol than the freemasons too

i just googled that to make sure i remembered the phrase right and apparently pagans also say that. illuminati confirmed i guess

ok well slap a pentacle over and that works

perfect

I want to believe

"I have a lower sleep average than the whole of Saudi Arabia" is a really odd thing to know about yourself

yet i still get more sleep than greece so it's ok