I THINK I KNOW HOW PROMPTO IS TAKING PICTURES OF HIMSELF NOW. I BOUGHT A CAMERA ADD-ON FOR LIKE 50 CENTS. I BET IT ALLOWS PICTURES OF HIM THAT AREN'T SELFIES.

i prefer to imagine it my way though

well time to get back to the path to level 100

did you wonder why im insisting im not going to post on twitter. it's because i want to keep twitter my main social media. this is me telling myself im not going to get addicted to plurk again just because it lets me talk to myself endlessly and oh god shut up play your game

fuck you Erin

go play yr game erin

I AM IM LOOKING AT MY ABILITY NODES AND I AM GOING TO PLAY THIS GAME I AM GOING TO KILL CACTUARS UNTIL LEVEL 100

this is still fucking me up. prompto what is this. is this an ass. is this fabric. is this some obscure part of a chocobo that looks suggestive.

he ruined his good streak

"IGNIS IS NOT IGNIS RIGHT NOW" thanks

IVE ALREADY BEAT IT ACTUALLY right now im playing new game+

greetings emily youre just in time im about to unload my most recent prompto masterpieces

some old ones because im clearing out his photos

I ACTUALLY DIDN'T TALK MUCH bc like i didn't want to spoil anyone

twitter is so bad at shoving things in front of ppl's faces but oh god have fun with my twitter when you get one

I LEGITIMATELY BOUGHT THE GAME SOLELY BC PPL WERE TWEETING PROMPTO'S PICTURES AND SOME OF THEM WERE HILARIOUS

I WAS LIKE I HAVE TO HAVE THIS ADORABLE GAME

then post ch10 i was like I DIDN'T ASK FOR LITERALLY ANY OF THIS

I JUST WANTED GUYS HAVING A GOOD TIME I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUN GAME

ALSO I DIDN'T CARE FOR THE PLOT AND I WAS LIKE WOW THIS GAME HAS A LOT OF HOLES AND IT DROPS A LOT OF REALLY IMPORTANT PLOT THREADS AND DOES NOTHING WITH THESE I HAVE A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT THIS GAME and then i beat it and then i felt very emotionally protective over the game like NO FUCK YOU THIS IS THE BEST GAME

NOCTIS IS THE BEST CHARACTER FUCK YOU ERIN

im not used to being emotionally manipulated by games

I AM SO IRRITATED THEY PUSHED FOR "ROMANCE" WITH LUNAFREYA. THESE POOR CHILDREN BASICALLY HAD NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER DON'T PRETEND THIS IS ROMANTIC.

THEY BARELY EVEN KNEW EACH OTHER. i can buy political engagement though

but overall im like why couldn't he date iris instead

iris is real cute

i love noctis so much his life is terrible what a horrible life

thanks for this artistic picture of a dying cactuar

also this one with ignis doing...whatever he's doing

i love prompto a lot now that i've heard his jp voice. it's adorable.

the other day i was just confused when i said it made me like prompto more than noct

in reality i just makes me want to slap prompto harder

the other thing i wish they put more emphasis on is ardyn's life is actually the fucking worst. there should have been so much conflict with coming to terms with that.

HOW COULD YOU SIDE WITH YOUR FAMILY AFTER THEY DID THAT TO ARDYN, NOCTIS. i mean im sure 10 years in the crystal can make you come to terms with it but still

DID THE OTHERS EVEN KNOW. COME ON.

im real glad prompto knows how to capture noct's best side

also glad he's provided us with a view of what his world looks like

"lets not give ourselves away" says ignis as troops drop from the sky in the middle of a desert

also i lied at first i was like "why cant noct just date iris" but then ch13 happened and then i was like "why cant noct just date prompto"

gladio is so much more likeable in the jp ver what the hell he laughs so much more

prompto "i can probably figure out how to operate any piece of machinery lying around but man am i ever surprised by how this sewer door opens from the other side" argentum

i appreciate the fine details in this game, such as everyone lurching in the car when noct does a u-turn and everyone not moving when ignis does a u-turn

god dammit i hate that they don't resolve the shit with gladio properly he has such a good relationship with noct

Oh good here is this plurk I am going to reply to it and then I will know where it is forever

welcome here's more of prompto's masterpieces

shit gentiana doesn't use any formalities at all. she doesn't call them either oracle or king, she just calls them by lunafreya and noctis

that makes sense for her given who she is

i wonder why they changed that with her

Prompto: What do you want me to take pictures of, buddy?
Me: Ignis--
Prompto: Cool!
Me: --falling down like a doofus, exclusively

he's quite good at getting stupid ignis pictures TOO BAD I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE REALLY DUMB ONE I HAD WHERE HE WAS ALL TWISTED AWKWARDLY LOOKING BACK AT PROMPTO

jesus christ prompto we're about to go meet ramuh why do you want to pick mushrooms NOW and take pictures while it's pouring

rolfsdflskdf i think bc im not supposed to have the ultima blade yet but i do thanks to new game+ the game doesn't know what to do with it at this part, as right now it looks like noct is just punching the enemies

NOCTO PAAAAAAANCH

he's punching all wrong he's gonna break his hand like this gladio you failed at teaching this boy

hahahahaha prompto's scream as he's taken by the snake

slap him

god i can't wait to crash the regalia and hear how he shrieks in jp

izanagis: GET A FUCKING TWITTER ALREADY

right come on emily friend me and regret it like everyone else

its really funny to hear prompto's voice yelling "MOU IYA DA" like bad yaoi

time to see if his seiyuu did any bad BL dramas

HAHAHAHAHA HE DID

score

nice "active in Yaoi-themed Drama CDs and Anime, and usually plays the uke part "

ok back to the game even though ive been playing it on and off all day

this is unfair im leveled high enough to do all the secret dungeons and the game is gonna make me beat all the shitty dungeons all over again

by shitty i mean the mines and the sewer and that fuckin tower but it's ok i already did the mines and the sewer but i hate that fuckin tower

wow i thought i fucked up the first time infiltrating this base but it turns out noct really does just intend to walk right into the search lights

rofskdjflsjkdf instead of "BUST A BASE" prompto's suggestion in jp is "battle to break" aka "b2b"

B2B. great name, prompto.

ravus please we're all level 99 now you're what level 50

IM A VERY NOISY TWEETER EMILY

im quiet there today but that's because ffxv

did the character designers not know how hilarious it is to have their main character consoling a crying little boy while his shirt is basically a t-shirt with a design like a bib made from tiny skulls

time to take iris fishing for 24 hours straight

omg you can do link strikes with iris she just shrieked noct's name and ran up and healed him NO WHY CAN'T I KEEP HER IN MY PARTY FOREVER

change of plans im traveling the world with iris in tow

ok no im not they've got it all blocked off but im traveling what i can of the world with iris in tow

im steadily moving back to "why couldn't noct marry iris instead" i love her

she just congratulated me on my 1lb fish that is probably the smallest thing ive caught

i hate this all the photos with her are so cute

this is a hang in there baby platitude waiting to happen

oh no marry her instead

ok time to fish again

oh my god the only time noct sounds genuinely happy in this game is when he catches a big fish

even moreso in jp

i think he's cheating but i think if it was prompto he'd definitely be crushed physically regardless

gladios all like how long u think u gonna be doin this

haha fucker im gonna be here until all these fat fish are gone try and stop me

im re-mad at gladio because hows he gonna be shitty to noct after altissa WHEN HE RUNS OFF BY HIMSELF

YOU TAKE YOUR DUTY SERIOUSLY HUH

SURE

THAT'S WHY YOU RAN OFF AND ABANDONED YOUR KING TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN SHIT

i still love him but i am so irritated about how the story handled him THAT WAS ALL BULLSHIT

HE AND NOCT NEEDED TO FIGURE IT OUT THEMSELVES AND ARGUE WITH EACH OTHER ABOUT IT

i honestly more read it like gladio was losing his patience because noct wasn't stepping up bc shit gladio lost family and ppl he loved too and then there's fuckin ignis still trying to push himself when he can't even see anymore and to see noct """ignore""" that and """sulk""" would have pissed his character off

like gladio had his own shit going on and it's been established he's kind of a dick and that's good and fine but i hate how it was "resolved"

it was resolved with ignis snapping at them and that's just bullshit they should've talked it out

literally anything else should have happened there aside from what actually happened

also gladio got away with being completely shitty and not having any revelations about it

he's so much more likeable in the jp version bc his seiyuu laughs and sounds amused more often than not on some lines that came off as sarcasm in the english version so i'm interested in finding out what gladio's passive-aggressive bullshit sounds like in jp

this was funny but it was that awful dungeon-going with stumbling blind ignis that made me realise that it's me. i'm the gladio friend. i do that aggressively-rude shit. i was like wow i can't believe ffxv taught me how awkward i make situations.

wow note to self for the future maybe try not to be the gladio friend

gladio also failed to do what regis asked which was not to try to guide his son but to just awkwardly stumble alongside him and it would've been nice for gladio to realise he fucked up

the fact gladio gets like no comeuppance about that and gets away with being shitty is annoying. I LIKE CONSEQUENCES IN FICTION. GIVE THEM TO ME.