i got distracted while linking but--
THE PLAN OF ATTACK IS ic log tags first--so all of barnham's stuff first, then tl;cr and love meme stuff BUT I WILL GET TO ALL OF YOU 
POINTS AT EYES, POINTS AT EVERYONE
POINTS AT EYES, POINTS AT EVERYONE
ugh barnham
i know i said i loved him so much.. but i loved him,
I have so many Barnham feelings.
HE WAS WONDERFUL!
clings 2 barnham forever honestly
justice dad best dad
I am flailing over Lust and Barnham's train thread. him showing up actually got her out of her room!
cute...
we gotta get some revenge, and our last of barnhamham
I've been waiting so long
destroy cal destroy cal destroy cal
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MURDERING 5 PEOPLE AND MAKING END GAME
THIS IS REVENGE!
thats when u gotta confess
go go go
russell in the bg: sara thinks ur hot mr barnham
LOOK
SARA SAID SO
AND I COULD DOXX THAT RIGHT NOW
THIS IS WHAT WE GOSSIPED ABOUT
AHAHAHAHA
So much love blossoming in Whole Ass...
LOOK
FEELINGS CAN BE AWKWARD IN THE MIDDLE OF MURDER!
THEY HAVE AN ODD RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW
come on sara!!!
look
SHE'S TRYING
try harder!!!
barnham needs to stop giving me feelings too
WHY!!!
you know, as i stalk sara and barnhams thread ill confess, for the last 3 weeks ive been calling them the Sarahams
"i cant wait to read the sarahams" stuff like that
CAL,
NO STOP
i
jesus christ
sarahams... oh god
yes
it was hysterical
lotr fight scene sounds like good bgm
EXACTLY!
calling barnham out for being like gosh russell im going to leave soon and then telling sara hes going with her
UGH
IM CALLING HIM OUT
cracks knuckles so i can start reading the shippy stuff
I'VE BEEN WAITING
he tried!!!
but russell is going to be like! wtf!
((but happy bc he was going to miss him...))
"shameful"
how can you say that when you know what my character's done
PLEASE
GOOD!!!!
ﾃﾞﾐｭ★
is
this what its like to have a family....!!!
gasp ...................
kia needs to unlock sara's journal so i can read this in order
give us the sarahams
fo real THEY'RE CUTE
THEY'RE CUTE
good
thank you for your public service
i cant wait
I'M SORRY they're all open now
cant bleieve you were keeping us in suspense like this kia
I literally forgot
HAHAHA DON'T APOLOGIZE IT'S FINE!! i just want to creep on this ship they seemed super cute from the outside
THEY WERE REALLY FUN they ended up like... underestimating each other and then coming to realize that
I am still amazed at all the cute ships that sprung from this game.
HAHAHAHA
i laughed
it's true tho...
It's so true.
good at making out in public
milla and noct need to learn to get a room like sara and barnham
they were good
Yeah, not everybody had their makeouts in public!
yeah
HAHAHAHAHA
they used PRIVACY
no cooties here
shame is a lame human invention
milla gets it
Some people are responsible adults.
cool nonhumans can kiss whoever they want (noct) in public
hey!!!
hahahahahaha
cooties
LOOK ASH GEST IT
NOCT WAS NICE TO HIM...
THANKS ASH
meanwhile, noct's dignity is shredded by two non-humans
i'm sure they can come to an agreement
"my bountiful bosom aside" SARA
take a shot every time barnham blushes or gets embarrassed
its so.. cute though
THEY'RE A GOOD COUPLE
THEY ARE REALLY CUTE!
learn 2 live a lil barnham
I was joking about them with Cal and then I was like
"oh shit I actually really ship it now"
Isn't that the way?
THEY'RE SO CUTE THOUGH...
As soon as a joke is made, the ship may as well be sailing.
yeah, basically
NOW RUSSELL HAS A MOM AND A DAD
that's always how ships happen
better than his real ones!!
that was me with garry and diva back in the day
god
you're like HAHA WOULDn'T THIS BE FUNNY!!
and then suddenly
THAT'S EXACTLY
never joke about shipping
maybe soon russell will actually call them mom and dad (how would they react...)
Barnham started sincerely complimenting her and Sara was like ??????
it never ends well
.... LMFAO YA'LL... that's how milla and noctis happened too
Yeah, this was me with Lust and Eliot. "Wow, they have a bunch in common actually, hahaha, watch them hook up or something....oh, crap, I ship it super hard now."
LOOK I GOTTA KNOW!
aly just like "what if he kisses a lord of spirits" me like "well he SHOULD"
YUP...
laughs at all of you
cute...
SARA'S NOT READY TO BE CALLED A MOM but she'd get flustered
the moment you joke about shipping is the moment it happens
where's shinnosuke's ship jan
LMFAO SARA
sib
is
it xion
note to self: call sara mom to embarrass her later
unfortunately it's unrequited while shinnosuke awkwardly pretends he hasn't noticed 
LMFAO OH NO THAT'S CUTE TOO...
why are there so many ships in murdertown
everyone gets thirsty for love when theres blood in the air!
ash and xion can sit together and talk about their unrequited love
demu is right
murdertown breeds shipping
nobody wants to die with regrets
yes
HAHAHA
russells like... 14 so hes just... ew cooties i guess
poor ash..........
but hes proud of sara and barnham
also the protagonist of his canon... but
meanwhile everyone talking about how theirs started as a joke when i was like "hey kyuu am i allowed to hurt you more"
Hahahahahaha
i was talking about noct
though sib i know you know that when aly told the rest of the bounty group "wow ash just approached noct about how he's afraid milla will turn everyone against him"
WE ALL FELT SO BAD FOR ASH
INEXPLICABLY
he suddenly became the biggest woobie in robowest for a few moments
HAHA YEAH
WE WERE LIKE
ASH IS REALLY SAD... he's just rude
THIS PRECIOUS ROBOT........???
he's a huge woobie but he's also an asshole about it
SAVE THIS ROBOT???
he 100% would
if he got the wish he'd destroy the world with it
so... that's good...
I KEEP PLAYING SUPERVILLAINS
SEE THAT'S WHY TIKIROBO WILL BE GOOD
YEAH
ok he'd destroy the world except he'd let noctis live
HAHAHAHA
you're welcome
wow
LMFAOSJDPF
did you read his kill log, aly
he really does care in his black robo heart
the best part is he totally wasn't when he kissed him
he was just being an ass
god ash... poor ash...
let this robot be happy
SHE CAN SHARE HIM IF IT MAKES ASH HAPPY
it's okay. she won't mind if ash wants to kiss him a little bit
HAHA
of course not, milla's into bondage and clearly she's the dom here??
asjoidpfjas
god sara and barnham are cute 
AND IT'S TRUE......
this bath thread is killing me
i love sara's relentlessly making him blush
it's great... SARA YOU'RE A WOMAN AFTER MY OWN HEART
BARNHAM'S JUST NOT MAN ENOUGH
Principal VanDyck
are they gonna bake bread on the train
bake bread you say 
SDFGJFOSGJFOSDJG
NOTHINGGGG!!
also i just thought of this post
MDHLKSDH
JSADFJPOAISDF
that's perfect
I'm crying
SARA IS SO SPICY
When you're ready to take me on, Inquisitor, I think you'll find I was right about that too. i love her
ﾃﾞﾐｭ★
will
barnham be able to handle her
i mean they got this far sure but--
he promised he'd keep up
im rooting for him
I BELIEVE IN HIM
also real q: is barnham bringing constantine to erebonia too
he better be
russell still has to pet him
GOD OKAY.... TL;CR DONE
LIES HERE
i will hit the love meme tomorrow because i am just about out of words, but i'm coming for all of you
i have so many feelings about barnham's cr
it was so fun to write them out