I've been looking at plurk more because I've found I enjoy not seeing politics so now im going to post my emails to my mother bc my phone died and im still on her phone plan and at&t refused to talk to me and she would not answer my cries 
she took it pretty well
Laughs oh my god your mom
Sorry about your phone
it's all good i was actually mad about it but then i made fun of myself on twitter 
after which point it just started being funny
my mom isn't as good at spamming as i am though 
Nobody is
im very talented you see i claim i enjoy not seeing politics but the truth is i enjoy not feeling compelled to argue and harass people with bad opinions about politics
fuck you Erin
I say that to you on Twitter a lot but I can never say it enough and I have been remiss in my tiny Shuribot duties lately
don't worry i keep a few unretweeted so i can go back and retweet them later
you know, save them for a rainy day or if you ever take enough time off work to have a vacation
yay
I'll have a week off and the house to myself in April so maybe I will figure out how to program a Twitter that tweets "fuck you Erin" at you every hour
lmao god
'captain's log'