IT WAS A WILD RIDE FROM START TO FINISH
also i couldn't decide which i liked best for endgame but there you go
ANYWAY THANKS FOR PLAYING WITH ME, GUYS
IT WAS DELIGHTFUL and i loved every moment of playing barnham
i will be so ready for reunions tomorrow
im canon blind as heck but barnham was so fun to watch cal
I'M COMING FOR YOU TOMORROW CAL!!!!
let justice dad rest now
but god you were fantastic
UGH THANKS GUYS i am so glad for all of the cr that he got and that everyone played with him... i had no idea how he would do BUT IT ALL WENT GREAT
I'LL BE READY FOR YOU TOMORROW i'm ready for everyone
i still can't believe you went "i should murder jan"
IT'S BEEN SO LONELY OVER HERE GUYS I WANT TO TAG EVERYONE AGAIN
!!!!
i hope everyone here knows that on saturday cal went to me all "JAN WE HAVEN'T HAD A PRIVATE CONVO YET WE SHOULD HAVE ONE!!" and then monday, squee: "by the way she's been planning on killing you since like friday"
LUST WILL BE GLAD TO SEE BARNHAM AGAIN!
Wails about Barnham all over again
HAHAHA JAN i had to hit betray for you
I'M SO EXCITED TO TAG LUST AGAIN!!
so rude
you guys have been so good to barnham i love you all for it
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING WITH HIM AND LOVING HIM, EVERYONE
TOO KIND... i'm also glad that barnham got to be a murder dad too, i wasn't expecting it at all bUT LIKE...
AND I CAN PROMISE SHE IS NOT MAD, SHE ACTUALLY HAS A LOT MORE RESPECT FOR HIM NOW!
FOR THOSE WHO AREN'T AWARE HOW IT HAPPENED... he went to the sheriff to ask how they could all get home, and the relationship between being dead and the end of the game
i cant believe like 3 weeks ago you said barnham wasnt a murder dad smfh
over the course of the relationship he learned a) that everyone had to die before anyone could go home
and b ) that if they ended the game in any way but the three obvious ones, the sheriff got to decide everyone's fates
SO THAT'S WHY....... HE DECIDED THAT THE ONLY OPTION WAS LAST PERSON STANDING...
he never wanted to be the last one standing, he just wanted it to be someone who would decide to save everyone
this is why milla is coming after him
cuz she figured this out once she made it to the gy
!
I'M LAUGHING BROKENLY ABOUT IT god how did this happen
SHE'S SO MAD ABOUT HIM NOT TELLING HER!!
SORRY MILLA... he almost told milla so many times
but he didn't want her to despair over there being no other way
RUSSELL ISNT UPSET WITH HIM But he wants a hug
he's a big dumb who didn't want anyone to lose hope
LOOK.... she would've been sad but she knows that ultimately she would have done what needed to be done so she's like BARNHAM DAMN IT YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME
I'M SORRY... .THAT HE'S THIS WAY........ SORRY MILLA
it's okay she'll forgive him she's just
tbh if he could've he would've killed everyone so nobody else had to dirty their hands even though he's totally broken over it
he didn't want anyone else to have to kill people over this shitty game SO THE OBVIOUS ANSWER IS TO DO IT HIMSELF
thanks for going after handicapped people first barnham
TBH THAT WAS JUST BECAUSE I WANTED TO BETRAY JAN LMFAO I HAVE NO EXCUSES icly though he asked the sheriff and the sheriff said that shinnosuke would get his sight back on the train SO HERE WE ARE
anyway that was barnham's story, it's been Fun
the gloves are off tomorrow
I'M JUST LAUGHING because however coincidental his first non-simon victims were xion and shinnosuke right
aka someone with a broken foot and someone who was blind
so shinnosuke's just "well on one hand good job because that was smart and i approve but also on the other hand fuck you"
everyone destroy cal tomorrow
HAHAHA sorry shinnosuke, he did what had to be done
WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE GONE AFTER ASH FIRST
i'm not ready for tomorrow except i miss threading with you all so much
BC ASH HAD A BOMB IN HIS CHEST??
loser
I SWEAR HE TRIED HIS HARDEST
(but yeah no shinnosuke doesn't actually care)
I need a screenshot of labyrinthia's judge
"all I can really say is that you all did the best you could"
THAT REALLY HIS REASON FOR NOT KILLING ASH god bless
also i fixed your row for you on the cr chart bc it was doing that to me too...
just so you know it wasn't a spooky ghost
YEAH THAT WAS WHY he asked the sheriff and the sheriff was like "yeah bombs who knew"
BUT THANK YOU SIB i was sitting here puzzled over what it was doing like...why this...
then the sheriff was like dw i'll take care of it it's cool
just load up the hotel and we good
and i would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that darn sheriff
and barnham was like "well ok"
YOU SHOULD'VE LEFT THE CAT ALONE, ASH...
LISTEN... IT WAS IN THE WAY
IN THE END.... IT WAS THE MEDDLING SHERIFF AND HIS CAT