i like the wide range of murderships we have in this game
on a scale from hannibal/will to milla/noct, how pure is your ship
.... OH MY GOD
it's tru tho
sldkfjslf HAHA
does this make sara/barnham like the exact middle of the scale
^^^^
THEY MIGHT BE
they're in a weird fwb grey area
i just appreciate that we have the serial killer ships to show us True Romance
(eating hearts and stabbing people with shovels)
chop chop, noct, win over the lord of spirits with some heart chewing
JPOIJSAPODIJFPAS
eating the heart is the best way to say I love you
WHY WOULDN'T THE SERIAL KILLERS BE OUR ROMANTIC IDEALS
seems like a good idea to me
aly says, as milla brings up noct's kiss with ash just to pick on him for it, ruining any and all cuteness that was happening 
LMFAOSGDKLHSFG
good job milla
MILLA.......
MILLA WHY
LOOK
WEEK 6 WAS ROUGH MAN
shouldn't milla know by now from those racy novels that you never bring up the other woman
LET HER LAUGH
AIJSDPOFIJA
THAT'S A DANGEROUS PATH MILLA MAXWELL
she doesn't even know she's the other woman gosh!!
oh no ash is the other woman
ASOJDIPFJOA
LMFAOGDKSH
noct is the one who's getting the most out of this murdergame
GET SOME, NOCT
noct is now a persona protagonist
fingerguns
social linking it up
look
stop judging him
we're saying that's our romantic aspiration, bro
keep up
this game is wild
im so pleased by all this shipping
so where do natalie and jason fall on this scale
probably like between the middle of sara/barnham and milla/noct, closer to sara/barnham
they fell off the scale and right into a pile of deer dung
APOSIDJFO OR THAT
unlocks will be wild 
LMFAJOGDKLNFS OR THAT APPARENTLY
it's good to have variety
I AM SORRY I, THE SHIPPER, AM LATE TO THIS PLURK
shiiiiips
It's true, though, Sara/Barnham is in the middle
WHERE'S LUST/ELIOT ON THE SCALE
they are, they're a mess
it's fine, he stabbed her and she died in his arms, that's romantic
MAN IDK....
WHERE'S CHANE/FELIX
they're with will/hannibal
because of aforementioned shovel
there are a lot of ships in this game...
on the lower end of the scale...but you know. Revenge murder with shovel beating happened, so
...
...
it's the best sort of scale tbh
all of our ships are messed up
lust and eliot can be with sara and barnham in the middle then
percy and annabeth is on the Pure end of the scale
so pure
where's xion/shinnosuke
I'm just pleased I have an idiot sandwich
this i must know
where does unrequited love go on this scale 
with ash/noctis
noct
okay but at least noct and ash kissed
I'm so amazed we have so many ships. who knew rampant murder and gore was so romantic?
JASPDIJFPOA
IT'S ALL THE HURT/COMFORT
.......
THAT COMES AFTER THE DISMEMBERMENT
YEAH IT REALLY IS...
also if Shinnosuke comes crying to Sara that Xion molested him, she's not getting involved
okay if xion ever tries he's just shoving his hand on her mouth and pushing her away
WOW
what the fuck
diyebwndoausb
i come back to noct as a disney princess and that's legit
noct is the most princessy of all
yeah xion probably barely even understands kissing 
noct is the best princess
comes back but yeah that's fair
everyone better square up
pfffff
noct turns into seafoam
eat hearts for your lover
blissfully floats away
i mean
unless someone took care of them
we still have 40 bodies lying there
probably ripe and rotting and full of hearts
omg
chop chop
they're better fresh
some of the hearts were already removed, silly
WELL WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET FRESH HEARTS
THE CHICKENS
TAKE THEM ON, I dare you
MY SIS SAW THIS PLURK ON MY TABLET
SHE HAS QUESTIONS IT'S TOO LATE FOR THIS
HAHAHAHAHA
wow don't steal the chickens' hearts??? noct named them all after shinnosuke
i stand by my words
every ship needs some heart munching
well those in the gy
can just
ask 
yeah so get to it, gy ships
Sara is not eating a heart
sorry, Barnham
it's fine, this is why they're just friends with benefits
cold pizza is better than hearts, sorry guys
friends with benefits get lunchables
Yeah hearts look pretty gristly, Lust is gonna pass.
nobody will ever match will/hannibal in terms of romance
that's... probably fine
eats a chicken heart alone
higekiri #foreveralone
swords shouldn't breed. higekiri especially.
I don't think anyone else really needs to match Will and Hannibal....
noct/ash too naturally
randomly now i can say that at one point
shinnosuke briefly tried to get xion to crush on sei in hopes that it would make her stop crushing on him
(it didn't work)
... 
i don't understand shinnosuke's coping mechanisms
i don't understand shinnosuke's coping mechanisms
pffff
LISTEN...........
clearly if he just teased xion about her relationship with sei enough times it would make xion shift her focus
(and then sei died)
percy/annabeth
the pures
we really do have quite the range
I'm pretty impressed!
Yeah, wow
Whole assing our ships!
I went into this so sure I wouldn't end up with a ship, too.
it's... well i hesitate to say cute considering the revenge murders but!!
IT'S...GOOD...
that ship burned that's why 
revenge murder can be cute!
TY
WHY
IM ALLOWED TO MAKE THAT JOKE LEAVE ME ALONE
IT'S A HORRIBLE JOKE, HOW COULD YOU
but no I love my murdership.
pffffff
revenge murder is pretty cute
will's a big fan
Lust was touched!
xion stop, having a heart is overrated as shinnosuke can inform you
ty lust
look i already said hearts and everyone said no hearts so
but i can't decide if will graham's romantic stamp of approval is good or bad
maybe it's both
hahahahaha
no you want hannibal's
he's written will like, an absurd amount of love letters
while in game
i'm gonna be totally honest with you, with how pretentiously romantic hannibal is, i think that's legit--
LMFAO IN GAME?
IN GAME
mooooved
will
, who was sharing a room with him, was just like "please stop"
omg
that is incredible
i'm ngl
I hope christy wrote these out bc I want to read them and laugh tbh
because that remains my favorite thing
she wrote out his diary
....
ofc she did.
that's amazing
but yeah only percy knows for sure because will told him
about all the... sonnets... and love letters... and poetry...
all in game
i can't wait to read all of this
i want to read everything
slams hands down for unlocks
unlocks will be good
I am excited for unlocks
so much love....
don't be jealous just because you're the mistress on the side, ash
HE'S SO JEALOUS
you don't even know... he doesn't know either
wait til you see the unlocks
LMFAOSGDKLNSHF
gOD
ash got a taste of emo disney princess and decided he liked it
omg don't talk about his diary
then i'll have to finish it
stop
but we're all so excited to read it, christy
all of hannibal's embarrassing entries
"dear diary, today will provoked someone into killing someone else. it was tooootally awesome. xoxoxox hannibal"
i mean more or less
it also includes his menus
so
ah......
HAHAHAHA
how....... delicious
christy makes things terrible
always
I MAKE THINGS TERRIBLE????
I, AN INNOCENT SQUEE
BOTH OF YOU ARE GUILTY
oh my god squee I HAVE FELT PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY YOU MANY A TIME HERE SO GET THAT EMOTE OUT OF HERE
HEY
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SAYING THAT
THE CAPS DON'T LIE
IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I'D SAY AT LEAST
yeah see
yeah squee makes everything horrible
SEE
we've all been personally victimized by squee
HEY
OH HOW ARE CHANE AND WILL DOING IN THE LAND OF THE GREAT BEYOND
i hope chane and claire had a touching reunion 
i'm gonna read it
i'm gonna read it
god right... reading the gy is one of those things i'm most excited for
HEY
oh they're holding hands
it's cute!!!
his one friend
THAT IS CUTE...