"A figure lies on the bed, unmoving. It is dressed in white."
"Holy shit, we found King Arthur!"

opening another door "Does this one have a Stalin axe?"

"If the skeleton's hips are wider enough to give birth...it's a girl."
"How dare you presume the skeleton's gender!"
"But the hips... They don't lie."

"The zombie comes to life! Let's kill Jeff!"
"You named the zombie Jeff?"
"Jeff Jeff Jeffity Jeff."

"The zombie comes,to life and chases you." plays Scooby Doo chase music