last week was a travesty so now i'm just like

how many people did we kill

is anyone even left

no we're all dead

all of us

at last, we've all been put out of our misery

we're free

it's true

just let us drink cocktails in the whole ass express

it's fine

take us HOME

TO THE GREAt BEYOND

assuming that's where the gy is anyways since ~spooky shadows~

LMFAOSNLDA god

that or maybe the gy is in the tunnels under the town and our misery will never end

i hope everyone is drinking cocktails in the whole ass express

i really do

let our dead people rest

we're all dying and theyre like "it's chill"

"we have a dessert cart"

they watch our suffering from the windows

"man they need to chill huh"

~~~spooky shadows~~~

WHOLE ASS HAS NO CHILL

the glass is fogged up from all their breathing on it

HAHAHAHA

THE MYSTERY HAS BEEN RESOLVED

you got me, barnham's dead

farewell cruel world

bye granjamón

it was a good life (no it wasn't)

i keep thinking about the sheriff saying he's carving a heart cause this week is gonna tug at it

and i'm like

why

because someone is going to rip all of our hearts out

RIGHT......

i'm Nervous about the heart too

oh

wow

maybe it'll be both

it'll make us cry and also there will be a pile of hearts

can't believe it's only thursday??

who's going to be in the stocks

im scared

I KNOW... WHEN WILL TOMORROW COME and put us out of our misery

... i'm scared too

SAME

at this point it's either PAIN or PAIN

BASICALLY

that poor, most likely gonna be dead, fool

THERE'S NO...AVOIDING PAIN EITHER WAY

DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S DEAD, WE'RE SUFFERING

i feel like we're dropping down to single digits and i'll scream

oh god

i feel that way too though, it wouldn't be right if we didn't whole ass it right at the end

lmao if we do drop down to single digits all the remaining people are just gonna be like. welp.

welp. that's it. death approaches. there's nothing more to be done.

time to vote for ourselves

9 way tie

LMFAO

mass suicide via voting fraud

kill us all, sheriff

the sheriff is like "for fuck's sake"

HAHAHAHA

look

it wouldn't work

bc ash is stil alive

time to vote for ash ig

ash like "you stupid fucks"

listen if ash is the last surviving person i will cry of joy

people thought he was the murderer from day one and yet he's still here

LMFAOSNKDL HOW IS ASH STILL HERE

IT CRACKS ME UP

HES TOO SKETCHY

HE KILLED A CAT!!!

WE HAVE PROOF!!

TO BE SUSPICIOUS

WHAT DO PEOPLE SAY ABOUT SERIAL KILLERS

THEY START WITH ANIMALS!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MAYBE ASH WILL BE AMONG THE VICTIMS

and yet. ash lives. forever. until the end

and then we're all like

"fuck"

LMFAONSLKDM

"oh"

"now we can group suicide"

"who do we vote for now"

lamdoaf

god

i don't know who we'll vote for, guys

we're fucked

i hope if it turns out barnham is a murderer or something that ash is dead, that ash will send a letter that only says I TOLD YOU

LMFAO HAHAHA

ASH LIKE "BARNHAM'S A KILLER" and everyone's like "shut up ash"

even when he's dead he won't let it go :/

god, that guy!!!

the sheriff doesn't even censor the letter he knows no one will believe him

HAHAHAHA

PROBABLY TBH

i went from laughing to going back to being concerned about who's dead

maybe this time it really will be only one buddy and they accidentally fell on a knife or something

ME TOO, GOD i can't stop being So Concerned

...body*

...lMFAOSNKFL

but probably also a buddy

at this point

YEAH..... yeah

and then we have to vote an innocent person off, because they died via accident

the fewer of us there are the more we're all like [sweats nervously]

all of the options will hurt now

it's so true, god...... NOW THERE'S NO WAY IT WON'T HURT!!

I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS PAIN (yes i did)

impossible

this is whole ass

everyone searches the entire town

top to bottom

for more bodies

when have we ever only killed one person

like "nah"

.... have we ever only killed one person?

exactly

... week one right

that doesn't count

HAHAHAHA

that was squee

not whole ass

AS SOON AS SHE PUT IT IN OUR HANDS

WE WERE LIKE "MURDER"

whole ass in week 1: what we'll NEVER kill anyone wtf
the sheriff: that's fine i put some safety measures to make sure we get at least one kill per week
whole ass in week 6: well apparently those safety measures weren't actually needed

HAHAHA shit

whole ass in week 6: "but how many people can we kill like. maximum. asking for a friend"

maybe this week we'll actually catch a murderer on our own simply because there are so little suspects left at this point

look if we blindly guess enough at one point we're gonna get it right

there are three people left, one of them is ash and we manage to vote for the wrong person

lamdafoj

LMFAONSKLDA

THREE PEOPLE LEFT AND WE STILL GET IT WRONG

maybe...another murderer will confess...

just be so embarrassingly bad that the murderer is just like i cant take this anymore just kill me like ezio

PROBABLY TBH

or better yet

just give barnham another roommate and if they die, they know why

WOW

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HIS ROOMMATES KEEP DYING

THIS HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED

BUT HIS ROOM IS CURSED!!!

MAYBE IF HE GOT ANOTHER ROOMMATE THEY'LL BE PICKED FOR THE STOCKS

this is why he doesn't have roommates anymore

ill still be his roommate in spirit

haunt him

good idea

Sara's popcorning from the grave tbh

why are you all like this

because he killed her

because I'm surrounded by the betray button in human forms