i don't really have any regrets, the complaint letter was too funny to pass up

to the editors of the town of whole ass

i'm already thrilled

i just couldn't resist

A final note: the comparison between the Sheriff and abusive heavy metal fans is remarkable. jfc

oh my god

i wish i could take credit for this letter because it's a work of art tbh

it's so pretentious

...

CAL...

WHAT...DON'T JUDGE ME

my god