I have decided to follow the White House's lead in my plurking from now on.
So, you'll be pleased to learn that yesterday everybody decided that I was the best person ever.
They all came round to where I live to tell me so.
Dispute this FACT and you are just a terrible, lying media person.
I thank you.
Lemongrass
asks
what's your policy on stuff?
lemongrass: He has the best policy, of course! 
Can't believe I seem to be getting away with this, so far...
Have you been to get an orangey spray tan yet?
https://www.plurk.com/Br... Don't need one! It is always sunny in northwest England, as you well know.
It is! 
I bet the turnout at your house was YUGE, but the photos didn't tell the truth. Everyone admires you bigly.
It's going to be yuuuuuuge!
Your sentences are great, they have lots of words in!
You need somebody that kicks off at futuristic ice cream products though.
Trump’s press secretary has been fighting with Dippi...
^^ From FlashUnplugged .
Personally, I love Dippin' Dots.
So do I.
Lemongrass
says
dipping dots are fun. But not as fun as King Odyshape.
There is that. He probably HAS dippin' dots and isn't telling.
https://www.plurk.com/le... I have been pondering your question about policies today. Despite my 100% approval rating, I have decided that this isn't just some squalid bid for power. (Not yet anyway.)
No, I shall just be using plurk to ensure that alternative facts shunned by the mainstream media are made public.
If the north west of England devolves from London, I want you to be Mayor.
And, by the way https://www.plurk.com/le... may I congratulate you on your match-winning triple century in the cricket for England yesterday.
https://www.plurk.com/Br... Thank you. And congratulations to you, too, on your award-winning scheme to have giant cat statues lining the the M62. They're going to look great!
Ahem I changed plans. There will be statues of springer spaniels lining the M62.
There will be an animated display of a kitten playing with a ball of yarn at both ends of the A580 - East Lancs Road.
