"A cyborg befriends a zip-lock bag of anti-matter and defends the cosmos with the power of clouds."

"A guy decides to become a criminal legend with the power of heights and sheer chutzpah."

"A man with a heart condition takes up aerial parkour and hand to hand combat; has the gall to insult other while dressed as an insect."

"A girl from a planet of social shut ins takes literally the most visible job in the Galaxy."

"A superhero fanboy with decides against a lucrative engineering career to risk further physical disability in crime fighting."

"A robot from a near ageless race is somehow still old and bothers his teammates constantly with his oldness."

"An emo part-time golem with a skin condition forgoes straying a band to join a teenage paramilitary group."

"The biggest hedonist with the stupidest power tries super hard not to be his dad."