After adding five more days than were planned for, and after fourteen hours on the road, I am finally home from the holidays.
/flops theatrically into bed
...
...flopping theatrically into bed triggered a nosebleed. 
got like, five hours of sleep yesterday before travelling. drank enough caffeine to give an elephant a heart attack,
probably consumed triple my daily calorie allotment in road snacks, but we made it.