and i have to catch a ride to the airport in... 1 hour

at some spoin tonight i was drunkenly riding and inflatable swan through the pool after 13 cocktails

at least i know my limit now. it's 13

That is HIGHER THAN MY LIMIT

you are a warrior

oh my god i can't figure out how to put my clothes on

take it slow friend take it slow

hahahaaha mistakes were made

fireball shots were... probably a mistake

once when I was drunk, I got stuck in a bathroom stall because I couldn't figure out to pull the stall door instead of push it

yeeeaaahh i had trouble getting into my hotel room

BUT YOU MADE IT

presumably

i did! all i need to do is mee t my ride in 50 minutes

i cna do this...

GOOD LUCK

made it to the airport! standing up is still much harder than it should be

Fireball shots are always the turning point XD