I completed all of my training in one day and an hour, it was supposed to take 5 days.

I was assigned to help with dairy for the rest of my shift, A DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING.

The toilet seat cover got stuck to me like glue. This is why I'm a nervous poo-er.

At the end of the day, the store manager came by and was impressed! My supervisor also bragged that he's never seen dairy this good. REMINDER, DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING. I know it wasn't all me, but comon.

I get home and rip the entire ass out of my pants. Goodbye khakis!

I start my official mod shift Friday night.

Oh my god what a day

you're gonna do well if you survived all that in one day!