Jason would do two very different things: the first would be called YOU ARE DOING GUNS WRONG.

And would basically be gun safety for idiots.

And the other would be cooking stuff. Tasty stuff to make when you're exhausted and have no energy. Tasty stuff to make when you want to put in the energy to impress someone.

Tasty stuff to make when you're dead broke.

omg Jason

Food is important, okay. So's not being an idiot with firearms.

both are linked to survival

Inanna would be doing that whole love goddess thing and talking about sex and relationships in a queer-and-trans-inclusive way.

Lots of focus on consent, talking about how to do romantic gestures that don't put your partner on the spot, that kind of thing.

Malik is adopting you Jason.

Aww, assassindad. <3

Jason is such a good

I mean. He may be more ""teacher guy mentor"" than dad-dad. But you are on the short list for babysitting duty on Tazim