ano nga ba

ano nga ba?

faramond: zerovoltage:yung ano ang habol nila sakin cadburry08: yung ano ang habol nila sakin

anoooooo?

zerovoltage: sex!

really? baliktad ata. girls dapat nagsasabi niyan. char. haha

wut?

tapos magyayaya ka magBar Onii? gago! hahahaha manahimik ka nga muna sa bahay niyo hahhaha mag.aral ka na lang

KevinZeke: di ba pwedeng pareho?
katawan at ulo? parang yung sa hipon...

Yeah, masarap yung ulo ng hipon ah. Mas malasa. Yung katawan, oo, malaman nga, kaso minsan walang lasa.

faramond: LOL hahahaha Shudith: hahaha I know pero kasi naman kakaiba sila hahaha zerovoltage: yeah it is! Love061316: hahaha the problem is that they were all guys and they are freaking me!!! LOL

hahahaha ireject mo nalang sila kung ayaw mo, sabihin mong straight ka hahaha. or iwas iwas nalang

Tsk tsk tsk.... lapitin.

KevinZeke: hahahha tangina sabi ko na eh... kahit nung dinala kita sa arcade mga male friends ko pinagtritripan ka eh... Ghad, palit tayo... sakin naman kadalasan babae hahahhahha

^ Teka, bakit naman kaya? Anong meron sa kanya?

faramond: mukha naman siyang normal, ewan ko ba ano nakikita sa kanya at nababading

Shudith: yeah palit tayo please faramond: hahaha Love061316: haha kaya nga eh.. grabe umagang umaga ganun bubungad sakin haha

faramond: miski ako d ko rin alam... appetizing ata ako LOL

KevinZeke: baka daw kasi mukha kang FvckBoi kasi makapal kilay mo hahahhahHAHAHHAHAHA

"appetizing ata ako" (@KevinZeke, 2016)
That said, your profile picture does nothing to support or disprove your claim.

faramond: shit hahahhaHAHAHHAHHA I kenat...

faramond: haha kailangan ko bang magpost ng hubad dto? haha
Shu dith: grabe nadamay nanaman kilay ko hahaha

KevinZeke: kadiri to, anong hubad hubad ka jan? ewwwww huii wala kang abs, magtigil ka

KevinZeke: Full body nude pic, and then a resume. And then physical inspection?
Pero ikaw... It would seem that I'm the only guy here though. This might be your chance.

Shudith: Hayaan mo sya, trip nya atang magpakita eh. #kunsintidor

faramond: grabe hahaha iba to! Shudith: aba un abs ko pausbong pa lang... naku pag nag gym ako at nag kaabs di ko papahawak sayo

faramond: ididisOwn ko na yan hahhahhaha

KevinZeke: edi wag... kapal mo hahhahahha

Shudith: Ayaw mo ng kapatid na yummy? O ayaw mo nang turo-turo?

KevinZeke: Of course! Iba dito!

faramond: ice lang naman kung meron... pero hahhahAHAHHAHA yan? wag na lang Lol

faramond: hahaha grabe pala Shudith: oh i know kung gaano ka patay na patay makakita ng abs hahaha.. pag nagbukas lang talaga un gym naku talaga

Tsk tsk tsk, KevinZeke, payag ka ba nyan? Sarili mong kapatid oh.

KevinZeke: ulul... ex ko walang abs minahal ko naman pwe! edi nice kung magkaAbs ka... pwede ko rin naman gawin yan eh... baka magulat ka nasa top 100sexiest na ako, di kita lilingunin

Shudith: hahaha takaga ba? faramond: grabe talaga sakin yan eh walang suporta hahaha

Pero mukhang di naman na kailangan ng gym eh. Baka lalo ka lang dumugin pag mag-gym ka pa.

faramond: hahaha kaya nga eh.. pero ok na rin un para sa mga chix haha

ganun ba yun?

faramond: oo hahaha bkit?

Kasi baka may chance na mas lalo kang maka-attract ng mga ayaw mong ma-attract sa iyo.

faramond: sabagay... may point ka

KevinZeke: di ko alam but... I wanna ship you two faramond:

Di ko alam shipper ka pala Shudith

Shudith: anu? hahaha

faramond: yessss hahahAhahhaha ayiieeee

KevinZeke: Lift me up, bro.

faramond: alam kong nagrarant si KevinZeke about sa mga lalaki na nang.aaano sa kanya pero.... hajahhahHAHAHAHHA you're getting along pretty well

may vibes kayo.... na... pwede iship.. i can feeeeeeeel it

Tangina! I've triggered the Fujoshi!

faramond: tangina ka rin! de joke lang wala naman masama LoL

Shudith: I know

faramond: ayiiiiiiiieeeeeee let my ship sail... oh dear gods ... hear this little prayer hahhahahahha
ilan taon ka na po.??? if you don't mind... my bro is 20 kasi...

Mala-ViktorXYuri. ... wait Teka!! Pag ganyan, di ba hinahayaan mo muna yung ship na mabuo, tapos mag-develop... tapos ... gagawa ka ng fanfic para ma-ihalad sya sa sangka-fandoman.

faramond: yes... kaya nga tinatanong ko kung ilang taon ka na eh... nag.iisip na ako ng fanfic

Old enough. Probably way too old for your bro, tbh.

But to answer, I'm already in my early 30's.

faramond: age doesn't matter... I've read a comic na halos ganyan din yung age ahahhaha and I like it... kaso yung mga nsfw na part may bayad so shattup na lang ako kasi wala ako pambayad hahhahha

Teka teka teka, natatakot na si KevinZeke

faramond: arte ng buhay niya! sapakin ko yan eh hahahahhaha, mas macho pa ako sa kanya eh di na papalag yan pag nilibre... hahahha

Ang bully!

faramond: sanay na yan sakin, hahahha di naman ako bully... sa mga close ko lang hahahahha

Cariño brutal pala... ^_^

faramond: di naman masyado... slight lang hahahha abnoy din yan eh... nananapak pa kamo, sinampal nga ako niyan sa harap ng nililigawan niya dati eh... hayup

So kailangan pala masokista ...

faramond: shieeettt that reply tho ahahhahahahaha sado masochist yang pashneyang yan eh so... kailangan mo rin maging both... for his to work ahahah ghad my heart is so happy about this... the Rainbow Gods

That wasn't the intention though... but
Kamusta naman kaya puso nya?

faramond: walang puso yan... puro buto yan, isang ubo na lang kakalas na yan eh

Masokistang nurse it is then!

faramond: wehehehhehehhehe ayan na!!!!! idrawing ko kayo eh... shit.... hahhaha

Sorry ka, di ako nurse.

faramond: eh ano po ba kayo?

lmg faramond

malabo: What?
Shudith: Nagbabalik-loob sa eskwela. I've gone back to get a diploma.

faramond: wow that's great... anong course po?

Shudith: Library Science. So.. librarian.

faramond: oh shit... ang sexy ng course na yan... I have a girl crush na ganyan course.. ghad... hihihihi

Shudith: That stereotype eh (Sexy librarian)?
Well, I don't think I can deny that I'm more into the techincal aspects though. ("back-end" work)

I was talking about the course tho... the smell of old books... the quite place you belong hahhahahahha
ooooooooooooooooohhhhhh back end
D'awww

^ sabi na I shouldn't have said that that way.
But yeah, if you're a book-lover, it's a good course (also something jack-of-all-trades types can look into).

*quiet srry abnoy nung spelling hahahha iba meaning amp
okay lang yan hahahha well tama ... book lover mga kaibigan kong iba.. ako naman... ice lang ...

Ah~ I see

>back-end

Yeah, I like the back-end stuff.

back end it isssssssss

We're talking about SQL injections, right....?

i think soooooo hahhahaha

faramond I do front-end dev as a hobby~

malabo: front-end is okay too. It's beautiful too.

faramond: hahaha its hard to back read everything.. anyways are you into me also?

Shudith: i dont get whats happening LOL hahaha

KevinZeke: What?

faramond: haha anu na ba pinaguusapan nyo?haha

KevinZeke: Oh, your sister is shipping you, to me, of all people!

faramond: hmm. what is shipping? if you dont mind... i dunno what it means hahaha

Apparently, we're getting along a bit too well that it triggered her Fujoshi side. Ayun!

ahhh i get it now.. hahaha she's a fan of yaoi hahaha that is why hahaha

KevinZeke: Oh yeah! And it seems that you're the perfect brother for her fantasies. I can just imagine her shipping you off to.. err.. to your friends.

faramond: hahaha... well i cant help it... though she knows that I had an experience with those kind of rs.. hahaha

Oh? I imagined the two of you like Gakuen Handsome Ep1 (English sub).

hahaha grabe laughtrip hahaha... a chin that could cut time and space wahaha

QUALITY!

hahaha

But yeah, I can just imagine her grinning with glee as you interact with your friends IRL. Shipping you off in her mind.

hahaha she always do that hahaha

I know that feeling.

faramond: and sometimes she creeps me out ahaha

How?

faramond: the way she looks and her facial expressions hahaha

Like this? ->
Fairly standard fujoshi stance, if you ask me.

hahaha yeap hahaha

Just run your hand through your friend's face and the fujoshis around will probably have too much kyaaa they'd leave you alone for a while.

Even more effective if you'd say "How about we talk somewhere private? " afterwards.

faramond: darn! im imagining it!! hahaha

Good! You're learning well.

Just try to keep in mind that if both parties know it's just fanservice, and are okay with it, then no harm, right?

faramond: yeas im ok with it.. if they will be happy seeing it hahaha

Naala-ala ko tuloy yung time na pinagpares kami nung isa kong kaibigan nun... both of our GFs then were pushing for it. What did we do? We "performed". Ayun! Di nakakibo!

what do you mean of performed? kiss or more than that?

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~ this convos making me droll

Not even a kiss!
Something more like this:

We were both standing though.

And see? You don't have to go all the way. You just have to know what to do.

if you guys would flash those scenes on my face...
Im gonna lose tons of blood from nose bleed

^ Uh... ...
*Drags KevinZeke to the gym and works out with him*

faramond: shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet~ nanginginig na tuhodko naiimagine ko pa lang ...

Hehehe~

faramond: ugh~ tama na yan hahahhaha

faramond: hahaha shes dying!

KevinZeke: See? Effective, right?

Mas magiging effective yan pag pareho tayong mala-bishonen. Unless bara-esque ang trip nya.

faramond: pakyu kayo.... yung bangs ko kinakalawang na

hahahaha

wait lang mag-aayos ako ng kilay... paker

Go on, take your time. We'll enjoy ourselves right here.

hahaha ayusin mo nga rin un akin haha

tapos na hahahHAHHAH