I have a client that gives the vaguest directions, refuses to clarify, then gets all pissy when I don't read his mind. But he sends a ton of work. Dilemma.
Like this time I was drawing up some graphs for a presentation. His request was to make them all match the current color scheme. Since there were two documents to merge with totally different color schemes
I asked which one he'd like me to use. "MOIRA DIDN"T YOU READ MY NOTES? READ THEM AGAIN" so I was like, eff, we'll do this one. Nope. He meant the other.