every night I go to sleep promising myself that I will wake up rested and on time, then 5am comes around and I just mash the snooze button and can't move my legs 
I have this issue too, my sympathies
Yeah but FIVE A.M.! What kind of hour is that?
I am the opposite....I go to bed thinking i'm going to make use of the snooze button and then 4:30 comes and i'm bolt upright in fear that I forgot to set the coffee timer. I need a nap....
lol! Yeah 5am is a silly time to have to wake up, I vote no one should have to go to work before noon!
IncognitoXaris: oh man I do that when I'm travelling it's the worst D: