the only downside is that SamInABox is on hiatus and anakin would be involved in the rescue op probably

she needs to get into 200% more trouble than she has been.

kirito would rescue his bro's wife in his honour

Ahsoka would help too!! Obvs

fontech: such a bro

she'd fight back on her own but she'd need a way out of the kidnapper's ship thing or hideout.

SamInABox:

she hasn't nearly been kidnapped or assassinated the whole time

she was doing well ok

anakin pls

didn't you learn a lesson at all ever

rootin for u bro

oh my god

I MEAN HE CAN ALWAYS DO IT AFTER

kirito technically does not know he has a wife too

what a great way for them to meet

kidnapping plot

hi-five for young marriage

he can even give you good parenting advice

wow are you saying she can't parent

not her, anakin

he definitely cannot parent

i mean unless you have tips for adult kids from the future bc that's helpful and you should publish a book

i mean

ok but cutting off your kid's arm when he refuses to join the dark side is something that could happen to any parent

kirito's kid is a robot that's probably smarter than he is does that count