Worst cooks in America = carnage
"Let's face it, there's only so many things you can do with a pizza."
The fuck you talking about? Do you not know what pizza is?!
I seriously just saw a video about taco pizzas and red hot cheeto pizzas. Like 30 seconds ago
"I didn't know there were fish that big that people eat!"
...you should never see a halibut. Or tuna. Or or or.