DO IT

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DO IT

I legit have no idea how I got onto a Republican mailing list, but I kinda don't want to unsubscribe just because I feel like a spy or something.

I'm not sure whether I should criticize the hell out of him (which would probably get me dismissed as Yet Another Broad Being Mean To Him), or just be "ur awesome, keep doin u, Donny~ "

And then watch his arguments collapse under the weight of his ego.

"Please do more coke before the next one! c: "

i love everything about this plurk

Do you think if I BBQ him enough he'll call me out by name in the debate?

My advice would be: don't show up

Hmm...maybe if you make it clear in the letter that you're one of the lesbian farmers taking over the midwest?

I'm in the Midwest, but lesbian farmer, hmmmm

you should say "help the chinese have taken over the midwest lesbian farming community, you're our only hope"

I have some herbs on my apartment balcony does that make me one of the lesbian farmers taking over the Midwest?

I'm from the Midwest, and I used to grow roses and zinnias in my front yard. Maybe you should sign me up, too? XD

achewood.com/comic.php?d... last panel

OK, SO, TAKING VOTES: skewer him or suck up?

Always sarcasm

Yes, but nice sarcasm or mean sarcasm?

zombietoad: iawtc

XD

OK FRANDS, WHO WANTS TO HELP ME FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?

1: Which issue do you think Mr. Trump was strongest on during the first debate? Fair trade, Foreign policy, Cutting taxes, Reducing $19-trillion debt, Job creation, Law and order, Other, please specify:

2: Which issue do you think Mr. Trump should focus more on in the next debate?
Fair trade
Foreign policy
Cutting taxes
Reducing $19-trillion debt
Job creation
Law and order
Other, please specify:

Should Trump call out Hillary for lying about her stance on the job-killing trade deal TPP during the first debate?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

(That's 3)

4: Should Trump lay out how his business, private-sector experience will directly benefit the economy?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

5: Did you agree with Trump’s decision to call out Hillary for being in politics for 30 years and not accomplishing anything?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

On the subject of Hillary’s emails, should Trump have brought up the fact that Hillary jeopardized our national security?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

(6^)

7: Should Trump have brought up the Clinton Foundation’s pay-to-play schemes?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

8: Should Trump have brought up Hillary’s failure in Benghazi as a disqualification for the presidency?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

9: Should Trump have called out Hillary’s massive Wall Street fundraising and the paid speeches that she refuses to release to the public?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

10: Should Trump attack Hillary as a life-long politician who has zero experience creating jobs?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

11: Should Trump call out Hillary for flip-flopping on NAFTA and TPP in an attempt to gain votes from Bernie’s supporters?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

Should Trump double down on the need to rebuild our infrastructure, and draw on his own experience in construction to get the job done?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

13: When discussing cybersecurity, should Trump bring up Hillary’s unsecured secret server left vulnerable to hackers?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

14: Should Trump address Hillary’s failure to take the threat of radical Islamic terrorism seriously?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

15: Should Trump talk about the importance of rebuilding our own country instead of nation-building abroad?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

16: Should Trump criticize Hillary’s tax hikes on the middle class as senator and plan to raise taxes as president?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

17: Should Trump paint Hillary as someone who has betrayed working-class policies in favor of Wall Street?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

18: Should Trump continue to tie Hillary to Obama’s failed policies including ObamaCare and the Iran Deal?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

19: Should Trump continue to promote his tax plan that will cut taxes in order to stimulate the economy for ALL Americans?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

20: Should Trump attack Hillary for referring to tens of millions of American men and women as “deplorables”?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

21: Should Trump bring up the importance of not only the Supreme Court, but also the next president’s ability to appoint many federal judges?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

22: Should Trump point to his history of employing thousands of Americans as evidence of his firsthand experience and ability to create jobs?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

23:Should Trump hammer Hillary on wanting to enact more of Obama’s regulations that have stunted the economy and prevented small businesses from growing or even starting up?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other,specify:

24: Should Trump focus on Hillary’s proud claim to put a lot of coal miners out of business?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

25: Should Trump emphasize the importance of harnessing American energy in order to grow our economy and reduce the cost of gas at the pump?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

26: Should Trump spend more time articulating plans to rein in corruption in D.C.?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

27: Should Trump paint Hillary as the epitome of D.C. corruption and the close relationship between lobbyists and politicians?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

28: Should Trump accuse Hillary of representing everything that everyday Americans are worried about in Washington?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

29: Should Trump speak directly to the American voters at home and defend our positive message for America?
Yes
No
No Opinion
Other, please specify:

30: Do you have any personal advice for Donald Trump for the next debate?

I'm laughing too hard to know how to answer these.

Too much stupid. Brain fried now.

Especially as it's news to me that Trump's message is positive. Has he said anything positive in this election? At all?

Not that I can remember.