Hey everyone! The mod team would like to make a plurk discussing the week and endgame really quickly!
so basically we have an event in the works, and this event will launch us into endgame, which we do have plans for.
players have come to us with some amazing player plots abd we want to involve everyone as much as possible so we are taking a moment aside to say
if there's an idea you have we are completely open to it, contact us and we will help you out!
so on the note of the event, to make planning easier--
everyone will be unnerfed by the end of it
that said, we still have plans and if you don't have ideas, don't worry!
we will absolutely make sure you're involved and we will work with you to make YOUR DREAMS happen as much as possible!
that's somehow ominous
im here now. can you keep up. but yeah thats about everything! we have goals in mind for endgame! no one will be left behind here, but we are ABSOLUTELY open to player plots rn, please come at us
yes! so our current plan and schedule, which is liable to change, is that we're going to start the confrontation with the alien queen on friday
the survivor portion of this event will be lightly modded, but mostly player run as your characters confront illusions and nightmares and psychic attacks
we're going to get a gdocs going up soon where you guys can let us know potential things we can use against your characters and we'll try to work with them
the graveyard will also have their own event happening at this time! that'll likely be a little more mod intensive, but we're still hashing that portion out
after that, we're basically going to let you guys do a completely player run sandbox endgame
which will likely start sunday
do Courtney and I even need a gdocs for our characters' triggers at this point
if you have ideas, please please work together! if you have any ideas for what you'd like to contribute, feel free to discuss with each other and come to us
get in the sad doc with everyone else
this'll cover pretty much everything outside of the queen confrontation - navigating through space, running/fighting the queen, finding the nuwa, getting home, etc
it's going to be entirely in your hands, we're here to do mod tags and help things run smoothly but we want you all to get as involved as possible
additionally regarding the cradles for the living! that's an optional event and one we hope you'll have fun with
This is super cool
Ty guys
we ran something similar in the graveyard and everyone seemed to enjoy it, so we wanted the living to be able to participate too!
I'm super excited for this
you can do it in either a private or public thread, but essentially the cradles will create your characters' ideal reality where they won't remember the game, and someone else has to drag them out
and break the illusion
how they do it, what the reality is, etc is entirely up to you guys!
hey, didn't we have a gdoc for the cradle thing?
dont put the ex-aliens in the cradles they won't come outof
them
should we include that as an example?
yes! if you want to link it, that'd be great, ty!
awesome! i'll go get it
yeah all of the ex-aliens don't do cradles very well
rhys and liz look awkwardly to dave and adrien
good luck.............
also! vyco is offically on board with us so please, when you make plotting plurks with me and cappy, include her!
if you guys want an idea of what cradle events are like, here you go
I won't
shes being an amazing help so make sure to thank her for her work y'all shes doing a lot with us and for us
damn you siz
you hoodlum
my first act as
officially on board
to ban siz
uhh we will have a gdoc for planning please dont worry about that lmao
oh...yeah...
the cradle thing would be neat...
Is the gy really called the Trash Bin
yes
yes! if you're interested in cradles, just go ahead and start threads
and yes
of course it is
yes it is
i mean tbf the entire game should be called trash bin but
here we are
the trashier of bins
oh my god I could put adrien's mom in his cradle. in all her bug eyed beauty
LMAO
hey uh i have a dumb question that is dumb
what actually is the queen
is it like a giant eye floating in space like unicron or something or do we even know
what actually is the queen
is it like a giant eye floating in space like unicron or something or do we even know
adrien breaks out of his cradle on his own because his dad is Decent and he doesn't comprehend
i can't believe the graveyard is the trash bin
the queen is an eater of stars
a cosmic horror
an eldritch abomination
think as lovecraftian as you can get
(in other words we couldn't find an icon good enough so we just went with giant galaxy eye)
Can the dead people get in our cradles with us or do we have to hang with THESE JERKS
that's staying for now on my laptop
it was kazuma's room all along
I'm crying ofc its the trash bin
at the moment, you have to hang with THESE JERKS
you all should know by now that when im allowed to name things i pick the funniest option
UGH!
okay! thanks
and trash bin was the funniest and most fitting
someone take marinette out of the bin and replace her with adrien to be accurate
god
I feel like
The living part of the ship
Is DEFINITELY the trash bin
no you have recycle
trash
and compost
those are the three bins
living part of the ship is the garbage disposal
the bit that chops you all up
before you go in the trash
also where you put the shit children
fair
you need to be paired up with the living so I'm trying to think of logical pairs with all 10 of us...
One person can be in more than one cradle, just so you know!
I mean, for the groups that get people out of the cradle
are there limitations to how many?
Yeah we had 3-4 people ish
what if we have 10 people pre cradle,
(no)
Just for speed purposes
omg get out
10 ppl just go into Adriens to Mack on his milf bug eyed mom
all at once???
Yeah I think
that's a bit crowded
It's like 2-4 people so
There's no need to pair up just jump on the ones you want
yes!
DONT MACK ON HIS MOM [Why]
too
she is married hdu
I can tell you from experience, 3ish is the best way because your char is pretty resistant to hearing ~the truth~
Adriens mom for milf of the ship
why the fuck are we making on mrs agreste omg
*macking I sure can spell
To return fire at zia for her sins
leave adrien's mom alone she deserves better than all of you she was (probably) a superhero
please let yuno mack on your mom adrien
oh my
screams
but heads up we're not doing everything you see there haha
feel free to plot but its not going to be the same!
yeah there will be more details tonight on the event but
we're still deciding on some stuff!
OR THE LINK COULD NOT WORK FINE
i was gonna say
adriens mom is bangin
a beautiful broken jog
here she is almost normal looking in this one
now that i'm back the graveyard event doc is so high quality
(yes adrien took selfies with his mom) (I have nothing to say in his defense)
"obligatory yuri option" "not into yuri with you dear" "yuri fan" i'm losing my shit all the way through this
i can't believe adrien's mom is one of those grey bug eyed aliens
we should have seen meowstermind coming all along
LMFAO
listen, I didn't design her weird face,
wait
what if
...adriens mom is the alien queen this whole time
oh my god
it all makes sense
wait we're just threading out cradle stuff on our own right Im really sorry if I somehow missed that plurk is moving v fast when Im only half here
and she had the gall of making her son the general of the invasion
wow nepotism
that would explain so much
how would you like living to do their cradles? private convos or top levels?
^^^
Yes, Ty, each player is in charge of the cradle stuff!
yes cradle stuff is entirely player run! and that's up to you, you can do either
So you'd be the moderator of yours and push your personal plot along, etc. It's fun!
I should've phrased it better, Jem phrased my question
Ah
Haha, my bad
yeah we havent officially given out stuff yet! Don't worry we'll have a gdoc tonight
no that's my bad but thank you Nick, that's also good!
gy did top levels and i think that worked out well since its fun to read everyones
yeah i fought a dragon with bull
which honestly, is the highlight of my year both ic and ooc
it was Good Shit tbh
so its super fun, give them their personal heavens and bring them crashing down
adelina covered in blood
i picked the best yuri option tbh
its true
top levels seems like a neat way to go then
OKAY GUYS minor change of plans
we're going to allow one dead person into a living person's cradle! we do want the 10 survivors to try to mend a few of their broken bridges, but we also don't want to keep the dead out
Oh yay!!
And mods, to confirm...
Living players can put their cradle top levels/private convos up now correct?
Just label it with settings?
yes!
go forth
ty cappy!
Could we get a doc for sign ups maybe?
yeah guys please hold on for a bit!
for ooc organization purposes we're getting a sign up gdoc soon but all three of us are at work rn haha
im almost done with the doc!
so it will be here asap just think about all the pain youre sending your characters thru soon...
oh god
thanks guys!!!!!
adriens mom has got it going on
slams hands on the table
pain
sipp comes in here to objectify my mom as usual
"as usual"
lMAO
all moms are hot just ask dave
Dave's incest problems aside
we just ask that you fill this out for organizations sake
ty for setting this up!!
thanks guys!
thank o/
/peers in
I put up Dorians!
Grell and Bull are doing his but if anyone else wants to feel free
I also tossed up Luke's. Adam's coming with him, but his is open too to whoever
quietly cheers on the living
im a little late but ahhhh 
this all sounds very exciting
this all sounds very exciting
yeah of course!
if y'all want a hollerbot for yours ya better let me know
question how do we get other people in the cradles
do we all have to squish in the egg
wait did i miss a gdoc
scroll on up, my friend, it's in here
we're doing cradles
cool beans
i also did scroll through the entire plurk
but I missed it somehow because i'm blind
we can't possibly squish bull cant fit
his horns don't fit in the cradle
maybe thats just proof the pods are really big to begin with
bull gets the large size cradle
bull's horns are actually detachable
they're like those reindeer horns you wear on christmas
oh my god
look
there any proof they aren't detachable???
no???
i rest my case your honor
yes/?????
objection???
i do not remember any cutscene where bull said 'no my horns are not detachable'
theya re pretty attached to his head and im too freaked out to imagine how he'd look without them
time to photoshop
i can't fucking believe there's like two hundred pictures of dorian without his mustache and none of bull without his horns
well. you know. mustaches are usually optional
proof his horns arent detachable
OH SHTI I FORGOT TO MENTION ONE MORE THING
in cradles, all powers are unnerfed!
they're not real so you can't use them to actually affect the real world
but you can have fun with them in there
oh dang that is cool
bulls power to flex a shirt off his body
ᴍᴏʙ.
is
unnerfed
finally im free
bulls greatest power is now unleashed
did he ever wear a shirt in the first place
he has to wear a shirt in dorian's cradle because that's the rules
finally!!!!
in his perfect fantasy world he will wear a shirt for appropriate occasions like a party
bull can finally transform into ladybug!!!!
hes been nerfed for too long!
FINALLY he can put on his earrings and transform,
FINALLY
HIS TRUE SELF
is2g if there is no fanart of ladybull and dorian noir i will be so sad
u should commission that one artist i did
for 2 chars its 16 bucks
Please
Please someone sos
the most important commission someone will ever make
lmao i might commission it from alli
please
i will make sure
dorian is doing
the t&a pose
esher girl
yes
QUESTION if we hurt someone in a cradle they won't be hurt irl right
right! it's all VR
thank you
if you die in the cradle do you die irl
because my cat is still alive and i
do not kill the cat
this isnt the matrix damn it
A GIRL CAN TRY, CAN'T SHE
i mean i respect you for trying tbh
i killed alice in the hopes that meant i could die honestly
we all wanted alice dead
you saved us
now the training wheels are off and y'all are gonna DIE
as we've been wishing for for weeks
i'll take eventual death i guess if thats my only option
your only option is that youre going to crash into the alien queen
she is Waiting
what if we all simultaneously flip the bird at the evil motherly eldritch abomination as we drive through her
the true power of hope
slow motion frame cut to everyone pressed up against the viewport glass with their middle fingers up while "i don't give a fuck" plays
please just
open the window
and everyone spit into the eye
please
we'll get sucked out into space
but
worth it
oh my god i'm choking I DON'T GIVE A FUCK PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND the alien queen is just like why did i want these idiots again
please just go it's not worth chasing after you
lmfl;dfhgfhg
beautiful
honestly it should be "fuck this shit im out"
the true golden ending
alien queen should just be grateful they're only flipping her off and not outright mooning her
dont give us the idea
definitely do not you've seen what we do with ideas
;... i really needed that laugh.
zia you killed alice and two other idiots were like assimilate us this is clearly the best course of action
alice stanning never dies
(fun fact i almost wrote "stabbing")
honestly smh
cappy can we make i dont give a fuck by the peaches actually play at some point during endgame
like
we should
I will give you imaginary money to do that
someone finds the speaker system as they fly towards the queen's eye and they're just like
oh hell yes
2 imaginary dollars
i mean perkins put fall out boy on
Peaches - I Don't Give A Fuck why not this
you know what im going to make it a mini event someone has to set up their tablet
to the speakers
its going to involve complex puzzles
and only once you solve it will I DONT GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK blast through out the ship
yes
fucking do it
i mean if someone wants to icly do it we can't stop them, and lbr
every single one of these survivors would probably icly do it at this point
yes
tbh
yeah, probably
this is an incredibly necessary use of power
they need to get pumped up to fight the alien queen
i hope that everyone starts throwing chairs and shit
jerry springer this shit
lmfl;shdfghfg
listen please make puzzles a necessity and please let clover do it
solving puzzles in murdergames is her entire life and this is the most satisfying result she's gotten from any of them
clover would also be the one screaming along the loudest
see I was expecting 
Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You (Explicit) ft. E-40
Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You (Explicit) ft. E-40
fair tbh
that's definitely what i meant but i like this just as much
and the joan jett samples better fit our general musical motif
someone should play smack my bitch up completely unironically
oh my god
just set up a "going through the eye of the queen" roadtrip playlist
i mean i have an 8tracks account
i could
gasolina would be on there
everyone left is team valor aren't they
im already picking through my itunes
everyone left is absolutely team valor
adrien might be instinct
i can see instinct for adrien for sure but like
this is a group of angry slytherins at this point
adam and dorian and grell might be mystic other than that, valor all the way
ok no clover is definitely the pissiest most angry vengeful violent hufflepuff
SNAJNHGB
i can buy that
the point is this is a sea of angry idiots
it's true
adrien is also hufflepuff so
he's a good hufflepuff
judar's definitely an evil gryffindor lbr here
grell would be mystic but she's also ready 2 fight even injured and slashed up from adrialien so it's like
valor tendencies
he's not cunning or ambitious enough to be a slytherin but he sure can blindly charge into stupid FUCK YOU fights
The Vaccines Wreckin' Bar ( Ra Ra Ra) + Lyrics also i submit this for part of the roadtrip playlist
get your suggestions in
Ida Maria Bad Karma
starships
pls and thank you
starships is absolutely necessary youre right
also fob's death valley
and shake it off
honestly
or bad blood
both
tbh
Halestorm - Mayhem [Official Video]
i would say the phoenix but
are we good enough for the phoenix
i feel like we're only good enough for sugar we're going down swinging
in jacks honor i think we need shake it off AND bad blood
also yeah i think we're more of a sugar we're going down swinging game at this point
cus
we're going down swinging
Taylor Swift - Shake It Off please play HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE as we drive into the giant evil eye
and die
yes
im making it happen
my hero
i made benny hill happen
i can make this happen
can we put ONE weird eurobeat song on the playlist
for no reason other than high energy
im putting euphoria on it bc all i rmemeber about that eurovision was my WHOLE TL WAS SO MAD euphoria one
i love you
okay we need at least one disney song tho
friends on the other side
honestly go the distance
I WOULD GO MOST ANYWHERE TO FEEL LIKE I BELONG!!! [drives into dangerous clouds of evil lovecraftian menace]
kfl;HDFG;HG
oh my god
im gonna do it
Friends on the other side for sure
Or poor unfortunate souls for motive inspiration tbh
why not all of them
why not an entire disney cradle fst
AU where Alice was actually Ursula??? Please???
why not
You're Only Second Rate
im making these all cradle songs
and NONE of you can stop me
what is the FIGHT ME-est hamilton song. there's gotta be a good one
Beauty and the Beast - Gaston's Song " Kill the Beas...
ten duel commandments
"the queen will make off with your children. she'll come after them in the night"
i knew i could count on you cappy
consider: SO IT'S TIME TO TAKE SOME ACTION BOYS IT'S TIME TO FOLLOW ME!!!
i cant believe were the villains,
looks at our survivor pool
i can
luke is gaston #confirmed
oh my god i was going to go with be prepared
but kill the beast is great too
be prepared was an alien song it cant be both cappy
wait shit it's not disney but
Shrek 2 - I Need A Hero IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH
LMFDS
i'm leaving
WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE GODS
they're dead and we're just left with shitheads that's where
god's on the ship and she's kind of a shithead too
shit i found a new alien song
The Little Mermaid - Les Poisson - Lyrics - MrsDisne...
them talking about murdering was just this song
TODD SOUP
yes
screams
fyi guys sipp quotes this song at me at least once a week. ive Suffered
Tbh God bless the outcasts is our survivor pool
are we sure it's not hellfire
Does someone have s boner that they can't control
i mean
with this survivor pool
who knows
That's fair
Trashin the camp with Phil Collins and nsync was playing when y'all fucked the fuel reserve up
Please
screams
gsdgsg
yes
also
Peter Pan- Following the Leader us following luke to our death
fkL;DFHGG
just, all the time
100% all the time
fair
"we're off to fight the aliens because he told us so"
its 3am who is letting me do this
we're off to fight the aliens because we're a bunch of idiots with death wishes luke is just stupid enough to say what we're all thinking
yes
winnie the pooh heffalumps and woozles song wait shit this is the most alien song,
Shrek - 01 All star okay i changed my mind this is definitely the shrek survivor song
SOME-BODY ONCE TOLD ME [slamming door open in the queen's face]
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!!!!
accurate as fuck
drags hands down face
ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD
I GUESS
SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD
us passing by the queen
i'm in tears laughing
pretty much cradle is laughing through my tears at this point
didn't you link that one morphogenetic sorrow mix that just rapidly devolved into absolute bullshit early on
where's that. that's never been realer
i want it on the roadtrip playlist
wait shit
Somewhere Out There - Film Version - An American Tai... this isnt disney but this is us to the nuwa
Morphogenetic Sorrow - Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nin...
i said this was cradle weeks ago
it only got more accurate as time went on
this is the survivor pool. there's misery and pain and the longer this goes on the louder and more aggressive our stupidity is going to get playing over it
yes
just keep screaming and being stupid until you no longer notice the sadness
(sufjan stevens voice) WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIE
what in the actual fuck happened here oh my god
i have no idea
cradle happened
I SEE THAT
we're off to fight the aliens because we're a bunch of idiots with death wishes luke is just stupid enough to say what we're all thinking also this is painfully accurate sorry about that
The last few two hundred or so lines in this plurk are damn fun, hahaha
WOW i'm an idiot and i totally forgot to get this up, but survivors!
the queen can attack them both with fear or love OR SO ON, so get as creative as you'd like!
i think for the most part, we know what all the survivors' weakpoints are, but we'd like details anyway just in case we get it wrong!
PSSTT was there a change to endgame schedule that i missed, was the final confrontation starting today or did stuff get pushed back o: IT'S VERY LIKELY THAT I MISSED SOMETHING IM A MESS SORRY
we're gonna have something discussing that in just a moment, some plans have changed!
we're sorry for the lack of communication, we're trying very hard to craft a fun endgame so our focus has been on that which is our bad! sorry y'all
ah np! thanks for the update!!! 'u'