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OKAY so gameplan here is
once adrien gets executed
we're going to put up one more quick comment!
you are of course free to backtag fights all you want
comment
ill backtag fights a lot but rn im finishing up a thing so the mods can post execution!! so be patient with me plz
ty for your patience with us guys!!! i'm sure this is later than you wanted this to run so SORRY
zia thank you for being our superstar meownster
you're all welcome
and also im a little sorry i GUESS
(nah)
adrelien is too kinky
0/10
okay i am a little sorry for that comment to you
but also could not possibly resist
If Marinette is about to kiss Adrien in an attempt to free him right before getting killed, I'm going to yell at sipp and zia forever
SIPPS DISPLAY NAME IS MAKING ME FEEL FEAR
HAHAHHA
why is there a 1/2.
what the fuck are you guys doing 
my dn is in reference to y'all thinkng i'm evil, I AM PURE!!!!
zia was mean to me
i really was
i can't believe you all thought it was sipp for so long bless your hearts
i cut off my own arm to throw suspicion on her
i remember you told me you originally wanted Dave to kill Adrien and that made me Wonder on day 2 tbh HAHAHA you're so cruel zia
she's using her power?? relax guys
i mean, listen, i lied. i lied a lot.
zia
psst
do you mean the conference room
what. where
you betrayed my pure maiden's trust 
I'M NOT SIPP!!!
I MEANT SIPP
I'M SORRY
LMAO
MY CAT IS EVIL
gazes into the abyss
shhh you saw nothing
honestly honestly ive betrayed so many people in one shot i will never get away with playing a pure ever again
zia was never pure she tainted her pure
which is fine because i dont usually do it TAKE THAT
me: playing pures is hard why did i app adrien
me, two seconds into the game: also i am secretly evil cool
me, two seconds into the game: also i am secretly evil cool
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS IS SO COOL
Are we tricking the execution program into doing its thing
so anyway surprise
ah
did you guys really think i'd let sipp live
dead dove.jpg
nah not really
guys it's fine???
just stick??? some salve on her????
LMFLH;DFGFLG
her torso's small apparently it'll be fine
there is also ANOTHER special surprise from the meowstermind for adrien!! just wait for it!!!!
of course there is
also what the fuck mods that execution is RUDE
wtf is that execution
we just wanted to pay homage to your icon keywords???
oh right yes execution is up!
i'm screamimg
TANGLED SHOULD NOT BE USED AGAINST ME LIKE THIS
but it has been
and at last i see the light and it's liKE THE WORLD HAS ENDED
(whispers we're nearly done guys give us a sec)
endgame starts tomorrow! but we're going to do like
a cooldown period first haha
ALSO ZIA I'M GLAD YOU LIKED THE EXECUTION....
we decided to just shove as many motifs in there as possible
what did he do to deserve this
thanks...sunny
tangled, butterflies, fractured smiles, who is that girl i see
a cooldown period of everyone just crying and bleeding apparently
we.....we did it
also god isnt it bad enough gabriel agreste is alive on the sunny must he also haunt my dreams
time to just
time to see who's in shape enough to tend to everyone else
not ... me....
also SUNNY WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FIRST STAGE
the second stage letting me die. i feel ive been taken away from that stage too long
aaaaaAAAAAAAA MARINETTE ;u;
FUCKING DIED IN MY ARMS 2NIGHT
I'M SO UPSET
WHY DID YOU KILL MARINETTE
and also saved all of you fuckers
because adrien doesnt get happiness
Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died in Your Arms
remember, Marinette died for your sins of NOT FIXING THE DOOR
magical girl jesus rises to save us
WHY DOES MARINETTE HAVE TO DIE????
FUCK THIS
I CAN'T BELIEVE MARINETTE GOT FRIDGED FOR ADRIEN'S MANPAIN
look isn't this what you guys wanted, we almost tied!!
NO!!! WE DIDN'T WANT THIS!!!
dave and yuno are going to come and see everyone and be like jesus fuck
community pizza gif
lnfk;hsdfgh
also how are we going to get everyone downstairs
"hey guys how did it every single one of you is bleeding. okay. all right"
FYI, here is the last surprise: i got mod permission weeks ago for the meowstermind to unlock and share his memories with adrien once he passed.
so uh
why are you this way
i mean if you want to ask alien questions he might be able to answer someday when he stops screaming
jesus fucking god
HE WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN :') FUCK YOU GUYS
he told you guys adrien wasn't coming back from this
holy shit
meowstermind also had a haterboner for marinette i mean as you can kinda see
you see the boner part too
he just really disliked her because he hated adrien more than anyone else on the ship!!! <3
sipp
there are actual tears in my eyes reading that tag to adrien why did you have to do this
sipp is just talking about our cat honestly we have Suffered
i'm glad i have an emote of that last panel of the "this is not fine" comic because i feel it so viscerally
oh sweet they got the last one!!
guys! how do you feel about a deadchat toplevel?!
IF IT'S NOT TOO LATE
i'm awake and around but it's like
by the way, adrien chloroformed marinette's tea and that's why her memory was spotty and she was extra sick
who's not going to be too traumatized to talk
and he basically was gaslighting her into thinking she was the alien
everyone who isn't too traumatized is probably too bleeding out
AND NIGHT TERRORS ON TOP OF IT ALL
so y'all were right about her getting knocked out, (by drug though) but there was actual evidence of it around
HAHA YEAH IT'S LATE BUT we can do a quick rundown of the case
you guys were mostly right about a lot of things!!
it's ok just. sit down and let some people play nurse
with arbok's body, it was too destroyed to tell anything, but the big clue there was why would the killer go through so much work to destroy it that badly at all
especially when they just left jessie's body where it was
and it's because adrien used cataclysm on it and had to disguise the decay somehow
with the chloroform, adrien slipped it into her tea
we mentioned the dishes were dirty when they examined the kitchen
and if you'd gone back, you would have found marinette's mug with a little tea left and it would have tasted like chloroform if...anyone tried to drink it....
we had so much stuff in the trial
just hanging out
i was like goodbye evidence
LMADSFOIAFD
us, collectively, with all of this evidence just kinda chillin: someone go check the snake guts again see if any of the testicles are missing
oh the other thing i don't think anyone brought up was
how the fuck anyone managed to gather all this shit with the buddy system in place, especially for alice's bomb too since the buddy system got enacted like
the second the graveyarders changed the motive and forced the alien to act
and it's because he just used plagg to grab all the shit for him LMAO
basically plagg was used as a carry-on
betrayed by the kitten
but yeah adrien was also the one who convinced marinette to patrol at all
because they needed to transform so their kwami wouldn't be witnesses
he wanted her transformed to not deal with tikki smh
HAHAHA GOD WE WROTE UP THIS ALMOST ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CASE
at least half of the stuff he used for chloroform was stuff he had leftover from his bombadventures btw!!!!
and then thursday night
at like 9pm
zia was like SHIT GUYS
WE FORGOT ABOUT TIKKI
we used plagg the entire time and i was like "wait we have two of those"
mgL;HDFGFG
"shit"
tikki was just hanging out its fine
tikki's napping
also the items were literally just to be a dick.
he's. he's just a dick
there was no deep meaning
he's an asshole.
LMFAO
he was just MIGHT AS FUCKING WELL
haha well there was sort of a deeper meaning in that
he didn't want the miraculous going missing to stand out
i mean it was also hiding the "why i hid the miraculous" thing yes
but the glasses were def dick move
!!!!
because he used cataclysm, he had to revert to adrien so he needed a reason why he destransformed when marinette would have remembered him being chat noir
LMAO THE GLASSES WERE A LAST SECOND ADDITION
HAHAHA
honestly to be fair i wouldve stashed the miraculous with the rest of my vent stash
WHICH YOU GUYS NEVER FOUND
we knew he'd be taking all the weapons from the fuckchildren and dorian's staff and i was like man
grell's right next to dorian
he can't take her chainsaw but wanna take her glasses
cappy my vent stash had so much stuff in it
and they never found my stuff
THAT WAS SUCH A DICK MOVE
literally said this like an hour before investigation wenet up
LMFAOOOO
i just said "yes"
god yes
the glasses were like
the most on the spot thing
i'm SO GLAD
congrats meowstermind made grell swear in public so
if you're not too traumatized
or also dead
y...eah
someone use marinette's datapad to sext adrien to make him feel better
bull
our only hope
bull changes his avatar to look like ladybug
bull finally puts skills: espionage to good use
its too late we've read his card now
ladybull still became a reality
virtual reality anyway
ladybull was always real in my heart
good morning
yikes
I regret waking up to this
Marinette
im really sad
and i want to help the cat but i'm like
dorian is just the WORST at comforting
i'll go over there and tag whatever awkward stupid thing he'll do but
wow
Mistakes were made during this trial SO MANY MISTAKES
why didn't we tie up the cat
i know it wouldn't have helped
but we should have tied up the cat
Because it would only traumatize the cat more + Marinette and Dave would have killed us all
Would it have traumatized the cat more
I don't really think it's true lmao I think we were just down to the wire and forgot
Marinette at least was totally willing to consider it was Adrien when you talked to her logically about it
yeah both furries were willing to be logical but adrien was actually the one more illogical about how it couldn't be marinette
except everyone kept believing him HE HAD NO IDEA? HE CANT ACTUALLY DO SLEIGHT OF HANDS WITH HIS LEFT?? he literally kissed her as a distraction
also honestly a door would've helped