With CATS, because what person can scratch another person that many times? (or hill)

these bitches

I just told them I really really really wanted to catch a pokemon in a forest or some shit and had to brave through thorny bushes. That was more believable

XD

I miss Roxy

Which I have named my pizza pan

My nasty ass dirty used up pizza pan

....appropriate, I feel.

XDDD

Do not worry, Roxy is safe

Okay

Roxy God bless you. You were a good whoore. You services me like no other whoore. ever did. Uh, not only crank, but my heart. And... I'm gonna miss ya. Amen.

MEMORIZE IT. At my funeral!!!! That's on you

XDDD

Shut up, baby dick

Okay, I'm outta here~

This is tighter than dick skin!

Oh damnit also, that goddamn pizza. My dumbass thought 350 would be enough but no 400 is where you gotta be for all those toppings and thats why it took a limp shit

I am so disappointed in myself

Fo shame

ddaaamn

now you know for next time though

dude. I'm so disappoint in myself about it. like that's pizza cooking 101

T_T

Ugh. Also apparently I need the pan and container by my birthday party.

Not so much the cutter cuz one of my gifts is gonna be a long blade with a wooden handle that'll cut across at least 18" worth of pizza length in one go

but damnit that pan has history and that container has a shit ton of memories

How would you like to get it?

I'm going to sleep for now, but idk we could meet halfway or i could package them somehow????

I'll figure it out by August 27th~

listening to my music/horrible karaokying for three hours was oddly VERY therapeutic.. i felt really good/relaxed after that

the hell is wrong with me