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☆Tobi
8 years ago
I was on fox news this morning?
latest #32
☆Tobi
8 years ago
One of my coworkers came in and was like "Now you are famous. Can I have your autograph?"
☆Tobi
8 years ago
Me: "...."
☆Tobi
8 years ago
Coworker: "I saw you on tv!"
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☆Tobi
8 years ago
And then I asked if my horse looked good. >_>
Pᴀᴍ Fᴀᴛᴀʟᴇ
8 years ago
holy shit
Kung Fu Chef
8 years ago
Which horse boyfriend was it?
☆Tobi
8 years ago
HE WAS REALLY GOOD FOR THE INTERVIEW AND DIDN'T TRY TO BITE THE REPORTER THO
☆Tobi
8 years ago
I was proud
☆ Starboy ☆
8 years ago
man, for Fox News though he could be excused
☆Tobi
8 years ago
draculabackwards
: It was licenciat!! of course
☆Tobi
8 years ago
Paris is my horse husband and Echo is my horse-child
☆Tobi
8 years ago
effingunicorns
: He did fuck with the reporter just a little bit before her segment and dropped hay literally on her forehead
☆Tobi
8 years ago
I was laughing so hard
☆ Starboy ☆
8 years ago
good boy!
☆Tobi
8 years ago
for clarification, the interview was with me and the horse was present. She did not actually attempt to interview the horse.
☆Tobi
8 years ago
Because. Well. Fox news? Clarification may be needed?
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
8 years ago
Would have been interesting if they tried to interview the horse though.
☆ Starboy ☆
8 years ago
he's sure to have some enlightening political views
Pᴀᴍ Fᴀᴛᴀʟᴇ
8 years ago
your horse is amazing
☆Tobi
8 years ago
effingunicorns
: Well. Hm. Now you've got me thinking about that seriously.
☆Tobi
8 years ago
Which... WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
☆Tobi
8 years ago
But like, he loves cattle (in the wrong way) and lives with a group of 60 other males. He is also Spanish but immigrated to the US when he was 6?
☆Tobi
8 years ago
He's probably a liberal.
☆Tobi
8 years ago
But he's also come the closest to literally and accidentally putting his foot in his mouth of any horse I've ever known.
☆Tobi
8 years ago
But I don't know if he counts as a US or Canadian? Which means he couldn't vote. Also he is only 11 years old.
☆Tobi
8 years ago
And a horse. >_>
☆ Starboy ☆
8 years ago
clearly he'd be an animal rights advocate, then
☆Tobi
8 years ago
He would certainly fight for his right to take long naps all the freaking time.
☆Tobi
8 years ago
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
8 years ago
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
☆ Starboy ☆
8 years ago
can't work, too busy nappin!
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