Mods you better not be going where I think you're going with this
I will hit all of you B(
can we vote monobear
the podium voting thing is a keyboard so you guys can
you can type in Monobear, yes
.........
Mooooddddssss
I dont want to get a bad end in my first murdergame. That's a horrible birthday present.
FINGERS CROSSED
NO REGRETS
you can type in anything
you can type in mayonnaise
you can type in david hasselhoff
etc
skelynnyton
is
mayonnaise a student
ride together die together
/chants
TRAIN WRECK TRAIN WRECK TRAIN WRECK TRAIN WRECK
TRAIN WRECK TRAIN WRECK TRAIN WRECK TRAIN WRECK
you let the marshmallows on the train
NO REN MAYONNAISE IS NOT A STUDENT
...HORSERADISH ISN'T A STUDENT EITHER
now they're gonna be melty
TEAM SMORES
EVERYONE IS NOW ON TEAM SMORES
WATCH ME
...
WE'RE TEAM SMORES NOW
Vegeta will face Monobear and walk backwards into HFIL
S'MORE DESPAIR PLEASE
THATS IT IM ADOPTING IT
smores smores smores smores smores
SMORES SMORES GO GO GO
Mmm, s' mores
...?
OH SORRY I JUST SAW LEPO'S "..." AND GOT WORRIED
BUT YES GO SMORES TEAM
team trainwreck let the marshmallows on board and now they are smores
...Jade will make marshmallow graham cracker brownies for all the new dead people.
melty team of mayhem and deliciousness
WITH THE POWER TO
MELT
We're gonna go into this holding hands and screaming
Ren right now
you all gonna die
I MEAN HONESTLY
the entire cast rn
but
Dende take the PRNDL
I wouldn't be surprised if Ren was Dril
MARINETTE'S VOTE ;A;
godspeed kids
STEEEVEN
sorry I'm just popcorning everything
Also I'm just thinking this would basically be the WORST POSSIBLE TIME for a mole reveal
Someone just votes for Marinette and starts doing the Evil Dance and mooning everyone
pfft omg
clutches heart at all of you hopeful kids about to die
though watching the round unfold I wonder if we ever DID have a mole this round - I know it's still too early to say so
but still
what if Squidward was the mole
...he was the mole and he hecked up
I MISSED SO MUCH UGH I'M TORN
JUST VOTE MONOBEAR
Give in to peer pressure, Sokka. Don't be that guy.
Follow these obviously stable people Sokka
VEGETA WILL HAUNT YOUR ASS, AND HE IS A VENGEFUL GHOST
BELIEVE IN MARINETTE
rebel and fall asleep on the keyboard
join team smores in giving that bear a collective middle finger
be strong believe
Believe in Lady Cholula and Donut Bou
Sokka...
she's Lady Cholula now
YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING ONE FUCKING THING
WHAT CONDITION IS HE IN?
you think he can vote?
what even happened to him, I think I missed that
Does he need a cabbage thrown at his head to wake up
He got a concussion during the lapis fight
That helps with concussions, right
he was a hero like you, until he took a kraken to the knee
ohhh
> Steven: I love you all
I'M!!!!
I'M!!!!
also just give him some cactus juice he'll be fine
Steven 
(it's the quenchiest)
I'm so sad cactus juice wasn't a regain
its the quenchiest
Steven's got you.
I MAY ONLY KNOW THE BAREST MINIMUM OF ATLA'S PLOT but I know damn well about the quenchiest.
*kracken to the knee
he took a ceiling to the head thank you very much
stares apprehensively at steven voting for sokka
donut boy
you guys better be right, or that's gonna be some guilt for the kid
Jimmy Neutron - Donut Boy Theme Song look Stevan's theme
ogiftirkntrhgkje oh my god i forgot about that
He thought he'd do it anyway...
deathdesu: well I mean, the way I see it: either they're right and Sokka lives, they're wrong and Sokka would have agreed, or
Sokka would have voted different and was right but with a concussion he's pretty dead man walking anyway
so I mean
bless all these people expressing their love for Steven in their own ways
not in game just stalking like crazy but I'm sorry guys I hope you're wrong just to see your and the chars reactions /shot
he kind of needs the others right now to, you know, not die
LMAO. Good point.
Serilia: to this day I want to see one of these games just totally screw up on the very first murder just to see what happens? 
YEAH HE'S HOPING THEY DID NOT FUCK THIS UP
Sokka you were always screwed
because he couldn't really be the voice of reason
... yes, yes he is.
...look at it this way
BTW he loves you all
I think I remember something in the rules about there being a 'warning shot' safety net, but don't quote me on it.
if Sokka gets to mesh back with canon at this point?
kataranisword: I feel you, in a way I don't want wreck endings but on the other hand just... "but what if" is like in the actual game when I just go and vote for the bad ending just for the hell of it XD
He will not give any fucks about getting bloodbent by Yakone
NOPE
LIKE. THAT IS SO FAR BEHIND THE SHIT HE HAS HAD TO DEAL WITH
Everyone now faces whatever horrors their canon still has in store for them with a laugh of 'is that the best you can do.'
YAKONE WILL NOT EVEN GET A CHANCE TO BLOODBEND HIM
Bad ending they say "I don't know" and get continuously slimed. Forever.
sure, Tarrlok will never be born, but hey, that's a risk Sokka wil take.
Sokka no don't cause a paradox D:
firebenderjess: well I mean I still think Dangan games aren't quite as "oh god what" as SU has become, and Ren honestly is the worst of the horrors of his own canon
TARRLOK SUGGESTED IT
"yeah, no, sorry interuniverse horror, I was stuck in a orphanage with a murderous bear who made people kill each other, I'm not impressed by you blowing out universes" <- vegeta after this
I see no difference from Vegeta in canon before this :|a
...Okay, yeah, Steven might still encounter some things higher on the disturbing-o-meter than murder school.
it's almost sad that there are worse things than a murder school
kataranisword: and of swearing around old ladies in general /bricked
what the actual fuck is going on in steven universe rn
dont answer that
I'm just surprised LMAO
...Body horror.
Steven how is Vegeta one of the best aliens you have met, wtf is going on in your canon
Yeah basically body horror
see the last ten plurks
And one genocidal Diamond.
steven is pretty much gem madoka
LMAO Vegeta rejects Sokka's love
in that he is good and pure and loving and the entire rest of reality is eldritch horrors and suffering
JUST SAIYAN
And Ren well..,this wouldn't be the first time he's doomed absolutely everyone so haha take that in mind
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
SOKKA YOU MIGHT DIE
THAT WAS GOLD
YES. IT;S THE PERFECT TIME FOR JOKES TO CHEER PEOPLE UP
Cat is proud
Also, Jade's response when Drago breaks out of prison to start Season 5: call Vegeta, Vlad, Marinette and Adrien and ask if they wanna help kick a scaly teenage wannabe evil overlord's tail.
THE JOLLY CANDLIKE BUTTON
He hasn't actively tried to kill Steven? That puts him ahead of Jasper, at least.
....and technically Lapis and Peridot, but they had extenuating circumstances.
I guess that counts
I mean, thinking about it... how many times did an episode of Ren and Stimpy end with one or both of them literally destroying existence? Either their own or the entire universe's?
I can think of at least three
Vegeta: Not a Child Murderer
one was the HISTORY ERASER BUTTON, one was the black hole, I... feel like there was one with time paradoxes
people, come to Sokka if you want awful death bed puns and jokes
Jade is joining Cat in the 'proud of you' corner.
Also, as far as Vegeta's concerned, Monobear's not quiiiiite as bad as Freeza.
BlankBlankity: unless the children are just frolicking on the planet when he blows it up from space but that doesn't count because he doesn't see them
yeah if we get really dark and deep on DB the shit Freeza did and was to Vegeta probably trumps what Monobear has done by a lot
kataranisword: I think that was actually involving Ren aging but uh it sure happens a lot them destroying everything
...THE CAT PUN. ... Now if everyone dies I'm just imagining Plagg floating in towards a mountain of corpses and grandpa simpsoning back out
Also gdmt Sokka making people give you respect
Dententa: at least he's paying them back with bad puns
Monobear can come back when he's killed Vegeta's entire race and enslaved him for thirty years.
HE CALLED HIM A CHIHUAHUA \o/
And Vegeta has absolutely killed children. Just not THIS SPECIFIC children.
Phasma: and managed to be terrific enough to actually make Vegeta cry helplessly in fear and beg to someone for help
it takes more than just some work to do that, Freeza was an out of world talent
Look Steven knows a lot of aliens, and only 5 don't want him dead right now. That puts Vegeta up there.
;; gosh can i also just say i love how precious the final team is? i love them
Phasma: maybe he just thought they were dwarfs it's not like there are female Namekians and I doubt he took Namekian biology classes
(... even though one of them is Vegeta and another is Ren, still precious)
...Are we counting Garnet as two aliens? Since Amethyst is an Earthling 
I would cry if allergies didn't dry up my eyes...
And yeah, taking his full power and literally shrugging it off would do it
SOKKA IS MAKING PUNS AGAIN AND I AM IN LITERAL TEARS
firebenderjess: Garnet IS two aliens though... isn't she?
frickninja WELL HE'S FACING DEATH WITH HIS BEST BUDDIES
so he's happy
even if they are all about to die
Yep! But most of the time they're fused into one single being that's both of them but not exactly either of them.
or it's the concussion talking
So we're just waiting on Muriel to vote, right? husbando, you still around?
so much precious friendship
if they survive this, he;ll be in a more joking mood again. because fuck yeah, they made it!
SOKKA OH MY GOD 
thank u
thank u
i'm pleased to see it going this way and i'd be pleased if it ended up a bad end too because i've secretly wanted to see that in DRRP since the beginning Good luck, 'toons.
You're so pure Sokka
carrieface: I would say we are terrible for wanting a bad end in DRRP but then again I think we are terrible just for putting people there or wanting people to be there so... /shrugs
SOKKA FACE IS IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOW
SO
DON'T BE RUDE WHEN YOU'RE GONNA DIE
...Isn't this the second time someone's gotten Vegeta punning to lift the mood at a vote?
I think so
this whole vote is warming my cold dead heart
...It's actually kind of cute.
let's hope it doesn't end badly 
Yup. Jade and Sokka both get a star.
Jade wishes she could ghost hug all of you.
Lynny....
Mods seriously you'd warn us if we were fucking up right?
The coaches look sad
and nervous
seems like a warning 2 me
deathdesu: same
This is even more appropriate now
TFS Quotables We're gonna fking die.
TFS Quotables We're gonna fking die.
given everything that the coaches have been through, from what i've seen, i'm surprised they aren't just sad and nervous any time they have to deal with monobear at all.
TFS Quotables - Oh and btw, you're gonna die reminder? XD
the thing is, the text says Face isn't looking at the students
...They kind of are nervous any time they have to deal with Monobear.
Carrot top...
But they could be extra on edge because they know the housemaster is about to be very unhappy.
Hmmmm, perhaps
yeah
that was what i was getting at
that they're just anticipating what's about to go down
it could be either XDDD
Yeah i think they might think that the students are about to all die
Marinette just laughed at a cat pun
At any rate, it's been another interesting ride so far as an outsider. I wish you all the best of luck
Cat is has gone from proud of Sokka to OH COME ON at sokka
or they are worried that when Monoboear gets busted he's going to take them down with him
Sorry, Cat!
he's just mad cuz ladybug never laughs at his jokes : T
he sees how it is
"HAS LEFT ME HANGING" SOKKA STOP
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
deathdesu: the trick to make ladybug laugh at his jokes is to be 10 seconds away from gruesome death in a murderhouse
clearly
i hope monobear has a ace attorney-style breakdown when called on his shit and explodes and reveals plankton inside piloting him.
that would be cool
this entire murder school was just a clever distraction for me to steal the kraaby patty secret formula! somehow...
masterminds nick vs cn 2 to engineer such a situation
ok no
We still don't know who Subject 3 is
gosh it's killing me i need to know what happens neeext
Steven, you're making Sokka be depressed, please fix that
too hype rn 
(I stg I'm gonna die before these students die)
I need to sleep but I wanna watch this unfold live
SORRY FOR THE DELAY
I was playing quiplash D|
ZOEY MADE A JOKE!
Sa'right!
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is
Sokka going to die before the result is announced? from Zoey-joking?
Yep.
they all get executed
bad end
Cause of Death: Love and Peace Puns
I read that as Love and Peanuts wtf
snoopy was the mastermind all along
This was all a plot to get back at the Red Baron
btw everyone is gonna get grandma'd
except Vegeta, he'll get regular-adopted
;; Muriel you're the best
god my cheeks hurt from all the smiling i'm so glad Sokka can cheer people up
husbando: that's racist! or alienist
(and if we get golden end, i'm guessing vlad will just be disowned?)
honestly I'm just surprised Vegeta, Ren and Sokka reached the end of this
All three of them are basically the characters that would either instantly die or make it to Endgame
exactly
I was honestly not expecting to make the survivor pool
HEY
Me either
VEGETA GETS REGULAR-ADOPTED BECAUSE HE'S OLDER, NOT AN ALIEN
I mean I wasn't gonna VOLUNTEER, but still
and me too, I expected Muriel to die
(I was considering offering for her to die last week, because of trustfell starting, but I decided against it)
Yeah, Vegeta's forty-ish here?
and Muriel's in her 60s, so. too young to be a grandma to Vegeta
Hey, what's wrong with going sockless?
Cold toes
That's what boots are for.
She can Grandma at Trunks and Bra, later
VEGETA YOU NEED TO PINKY PROMISE WITH SOKKA AND STEVEN!
They wanna stop this from ever happening again if they survive!
perfect
gonna grandma those kids
Vegeta you are ruining the moment
I think this might just be one of the mushiest votes in DRRP history.
well of course it's mushy, it's the cartoon power hour!
And the most unlikely batch of characters are present
what a weird ohana
Thanks, Tarrlok, you brought them all together again.
by going off in pieces
and ruining salsa for everyone forever.
and knocking for Mailbox
knock knock
OMFG I JUST LEGIT TEARED UP VEGETA IS GOING TO PINKY PROMISE WITH STEVEN AND SOKKA
cut my life into salsa
idk how i'm still up and energized but i am so ready to see what happens
Mailbox gets all the musical chairs when we get out.
7 am here damnit, I can't /collapses in bed
this a three way pinky promise
yup
are two people wrapping their pinkies around vegeta's pinky
(Spoiler: all of deadland is seeing this vegeta)
Yup
NOOOOOOOOOOO-
The Mastermind is currently blowing his chunks from all the sweetness
STEVEN IS THE HERO WE NEED, SOKKA IS THE HERO WE DESERVE, VEGETA IS THE HERO NO ONE KNEW THEY WANTED!
the good, the dork, and the veggie
my face is going to be so sore tomorrow but it's worth it
but what type of veggie