[Genessia] Marco is so whipped he's half tempted to put Grell in front of him to be like "GO THROUGH HER" /shakes head OH AND NEW POST :V
XDD
he likes being whipped
He prefers to be the sadist tho 
keep it behind closed doors please
XDD and now you know why they are nakama
Rizu
is
it wrong that I am tempted to have Adela wheeling in during the thread with Maribelle though so Marco has to decide whether to keep trolling or to play nice
WHATEVER YOU WANT 
Marco IS playing nice by his standards 
But if she really SUPER DUPER scolds him he might simmer down. MIGHT. He might also not. I never can tell with Marco \:|/
He lives by "Yolo" which is "YOU only live once, I am a phoenix so fuck ya'll I'll do what I feel like /founce"
O M G MARCO
As the result of a curse, a friend of mine had her body swapped with mine, and so I was in her body for a time which was that of a mermaid. I wonder if you are perhaps a bit speciest towards humans.
-- MARCO IS LITERALLY JUST BLM SJW "You can't be speciest to humans because they're the dominant most annoying and enslaving petty species 
Z/-snap"
Z/-snap"
OKAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HE'S NOT BEING NICE SO PLZ DO RESCUE :T
Thatch says no way
... oh dear. she will in a minute.
but Thatch is an ass
Yeah... Maribelle just sort of expects this level of insanity from Marco
He yodeled at her
... wait what where
And made her cry when she was a mermaid
oh waaaay back
hang on a sec...
Marco full yodel
I thought you guys meant a post that was there right now rofl
oh wait there it is
MOOSEY DO YOU MIND?
Thatch: /wipes tear from eye/ Beautiful
wait it's video
yup
nevermind she wouldn't interrupt
eh really?
Aaand I tagged
on a video conversation? Most likely no.
Adela should tag Maribelle's post first anyways. She doesn't even know her.
this is truth
ACE OH MY GOD 
Pffft... Ace plz
Marco's trying to intimidate the blond lady, can't you borrow change later?
oh was that what you were doing?
oops him
... Kuzan and Marco on the other hand Adela may (accidentally) interfere with.
XD
Marco: HE'S WHY JOZU NEEDS A NEW ARM D:< /PHOENIX ATTACK
Adela: We are working on getting him a new working one, all right? =/ We cannot do that if you fight him here and now.
Marco: >> Why not?
Adela: Because that will not give Jozu his arm back, will it?
Marco: :| :| :| So? It'll be revenge. /EYE GLEAM!!!/
Adela: And at the end of the day your friend still does not have his arm.
Marco: He'll get it eventually :|
Adela: I fail to see how revenge is going to solve everything. Wasn't it you who told me to keep stuff to myself so a dear mutual friend WOULDN'T go looking for vengeance :|
Kuzan: /popcorn gifs
Marco: :\ So? Ice-boy can't kill me. I don't think he can even touch me :|
Adela: People do not remain dead here. There is literally no point.
Marco: Sweet. 
So I can kill him multiple times
So I can kill him multiple times
ALSO You made Moosey shout with that he has his own Marco muse that I keep telling him he needs to play
he has his own Marco muse that I keep telling him he needs to play
XDDD
He was like "DON'T TELL HIM THAT! He'll just be like "YAY THEN I CAN KILL HIM AGAIN!"
She's never going to understand the point of just killing someone for vengeance or the like. probably better if she doesn't tbqh
one would think
Marco: DAMN IT ACE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET THE MARINE INFECT HER WITH JUSTICE EWWWWWWW D:<
asdfjkl;
dude she was like that before Smoker had nothing to do with it
sorry Marco you were too late, she was already terminal
SO SAD
There was never a hope. 
Tragic.
Tragic.
but where would she stand in the war
GOOD QUESTION
link
Maribelle just wants to bash her head into the cafe table trying to talk to Marco
GOD ONLY KNOWS WHY SHE IS
Here's where the discussion starts and yeah Smoker isn't really holding back much
oh snap :T
YEAH SMOKER IS KIND OF MR. EXPOSE IN CANON SO
I ALWAYS FORGET UNTIL PEOPLE GET HIM GOING
"What's seastone?" "A special kind of ocean-resonating rock I use in my jitte that devil fruit users are weak to."
"Who's Nico Robin" "A woman capable of destroying the world /CALLS AOKIJI!!!"
"Who's Nico Robin" "A woman capable of destroying the world /CALLS AOKIJI!!!"
God, Smoker, SPOILERS
tho just to be clear currently Kuzan is in the Marines still and has all his limhbs
*limbs
I think I need to hit the preview button more often
YEAH BUT THIS WAS ON THE 7th and Kuzan came yesterday :| SO
HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT KUZAN WILL BE THERE WITH HIS NON-ICY LEG AND PRE-AKAINU :V
YEAH I've kinda been avoiding Adela mentioning Kuzan for that reason lol
Adela: So Kuzan how do you ballroom dance with an ice leg? Also what's a penguin?
Kuzan: ... About as well with a normal one. And a pirate in the Heart crew????
Kuzan: ... About as well with a normal one. And a pirate in the Heart crew????
Adela: 
you were sailing with a pirate instead of a bicycle?
Kuzan: what
you were sailing with a pirate instead of a bicycle?Kuzan: what
XDD legit
she is probably too inquisitive for her own good yeah
and be like Smoker how hard/often have you smacked this poor girl with your jitte
Smoker: never >> she just knowledge of the future like that spooky shark mermaid.
*has knowledge of
Arlongongongong: MY SIS AIN'T SPOOKY :V
XDDD
Dangit Smoker you retaliated before she could tease you over your blush-face
XD Oops
that gagtag
YOU CAN'T THINK THEY'RE NOT HAVING AT LEAST A LITTLE INFLUENCE OVER HIM
I mean otherwise Angelo wouldn't have an apartment anymore
it was only because Adela was there and would have gotten hurt
still counts
Nope
He has to be extra piratey to make up for it now
what's he gonna do lmao
kidnapping? extortion? robbing all of the food vendors in Genessia of all their stock?
he'll think of something
trolling Smoker?
Nah that's easy
maybe some petty arson
... wait until she moves out first
ofcourse
What Smoker doesn't realize is that Ace + Adela will team up to make Smoker blushy and flustered and he'll never have peace :||||||||
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD POINT THIS OUT TO HIM
"you wanna know how I got these scars..."
SERIOUSLY THAT POPS INTO MY HEAD EVERY TIME SHE SHOWS OFF THE DAMN SCARS.
lol
Wait so are those also from Battler or the forge-scars?
on her arms? 100% forge scars
SURE YOU STILL WANNA WORK THERE SMOKER
XDD it'd take A LOT for Smoker to scar
true
more than any forge can do
but he gets the point right
Nope XD But he'll ask
she'll point it out and he'll get the story of how she was a rebellious bitty who just didn't listen when she was told no because she didn't wanna rofl
he'll be like ">:| Now you HAVE to be my apprentice because that is the most Tashigi thing I've ever heard. Even Tashigi wouldn't say something that Tashigi-y"
Kuzan approves
Well she didn't quite put it like that, the short version is that 'if it's worth it, won't stop and you can't make me'
^ He's saying the same thing
well I always knew Adela wanted the D
oh baby ;D
XDDD
XDDD
SMOKER OMG
I-It's not like he cares or anything Baka
Baka
of course not. Just saying that someone who didn't care probably couldn't make her blush this much (unless they were being blatantly disgusting)
ACE LMAO
Shut up Ace you just want his hands on your naughty bits so Marco can go cry and throw up and you'll feel better about him marrying Grell without your knowledge :V
huehuehue
welp enjoy that tsunbrat reaction
huh?
sign Smoker up like that
/shakes head
I am so disappointed
Adela: ... You really think he will believe you saying that of me. 
Ace: say it anyway >: D
Adela: No.
Ace: aww
Someone signed her up for the silly event without her permission anyway.
..... >>
Bet it was Smoker. 8x
Well, here's something else Ace has to compete with now. I don't think he's gotten her to go full tomato-face yet
ACTUALLY SMOKER WASN"T SURE Maybe it was Adela \:|/
He's not as smart as he looks
It wasn't her, why would she anyway =/
\:|/ Tashigi and Hina would have done that kind of thing to make him get out more
also I think that's a good place to end their 'date' 
mostly because I do not know the first thing about this mechanical techno mumbo jumbo
meanwhile she's geeking out at Namur now
moe
shuttup she's not moe you're moe
nope she's the moest
also if you wanna stalk Ace might've copied the wrong Edward
asdfjkl; WORST EDWARD TO COPY MAN
WORST EDWARD TO COPY MAN
it's peaceful BT
aslijkdalitjLIJTDLJSALkdj jfc
he's just watching
Because I couldn't find it and I need to link it \:|/
ALSO FOR THE RECORD & MooseChangerPat CAN VERIFY THIS: I have been woken up by Garp!Dad screaming "WAKEY WAKEY FIRE DRILL WEE-OO WEE-OO" at fuck all o'clock before
I fear one day turning out like him. Spoilers: Smoker also fears turning out like Garp :|
Smoker pls 
Ace was hoping you'd pound in something else entirely
IKR
/pounds stake into ass /thumbs up
I just realized Adela never asked Smoker about what he suspected Ace's ulterior motive to be
XDD
he is interested in wood yes
also 
I HAVE A SUSPICION OF WHAT SMOKER THINKS but...?
right?
WHAT DO YOU THINK SMOKER THINKS?
BECAUSE SMOKER ASSUMES IT IS JUST SO THAT IT WILL BE EASIER TO BUG THEM TOGETHER AND LEAVE THEM ABSURD "PRESENTS" And because Ace is apparently a cat
... well it wasn't that
xD BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WORKS TOO
and who knows maybe the presents will be nicer b/c a girl is there
well he's not going to poop in weird places if that's what you were otherwise expecting
...er like a cat would
What were you thinking??????
shippy trash. because that just seems to be the trend lmao
nah. Smoker is OBLIVIOUS AS FUCK when it comes to himself. Luffy and/or Ace can straight up be like "I DON'T HATE YOU <3" and he'll blush but never ever ever ever get it
He thinks Ace is dating/wanting to date Adela
He half thinks the stalking of him is because he's friends with Adela :| Pirates are weird
Ace don't just roll with being a sausage gosh
can't help it he's already rolled
Like a hotdog in a bun. A pig in a blanket. Except isn't Smoker supposed to be the pig in the blanket as the cop? /shot
if you two pull this shit once she's living there you both get stuff hucked at you. probably spare pillows the first time as a warning. =/ LET HER SLEEP DANGIT
Smoker is going to cork the walls / soundproof them
INITIALLY WITH HIS OWN HEARING IN MIND
Because he has too-sensitive ears
also wtf kind of threat is that Smoker
The best
... also yeah good thing because even if she's gotten better >.> nightmares still suck.
:< Babby Smoker will get her a dog :|
Actually Ace will probably get Smoker like 15 dogs and at least one of them can be Adela's cuddle buddy so same thing \:|/
BUT YES YOU KNOW HOW THERE IS ALWAYS THAT "If the bird smells like human, the mother won't take it back" urban myth/etc.
she'll pick a big dog b/c irony. also she's small enough to share the bed with one.
Smoker's heard if phoenixes find "JUSTICE" drawn on their nestlings faces they will try too hard to clean them :V
Big dogs are the bestest
yes exactly
Smoker had a dog as a kid :T
He also KIND OF IS A DOG
Okay Smoker but she's not going to share the bed with you. =| I am almost sorry for that one
XDD man if Smoker draws Justice on Ace's face you'll have to find a way to kick your own ass
Ace will probably sneak into Adela's room too but just to leave her things
like flowers
or fireflies
or hide under her bed to escape from Smoker
Ace don't bring bugs into her room even if they are fireflies
oops him :x
cute
CChuuni
will
they be in a jar? with firefly food and such
ALSO ADELA PLZ DON'T CLIMB INTO SMOKER'S BED... He'd just... go sleep on the floor
in the garage
on the hard cement floor >:|
Like "Oh no she must have been too sleepy to find her own bed, and if I move her she might wake up and I can't go to her room >> /goes to garage and sleeps there whatever"
Why would you keep them in a jar >x>
I mean an open one
so they can be free
adsfjkl; ADELA WASN'T GOING TO
omg
Ace no
like if she had the dog she'd cuddle with the dog
cute
WELL I KNEW SHE WOULDN'T BUT I AM JUST SAYING DO NOT BE ACE :V
As it is Smoker is like "But if I sleep on the floor in my own room... I WILL LOSE RESPECT FOR MYSELF"
look if we're talking seriously the only way it WOULD happen is if she was literally too freaked to have any hope of going back to sleep. and even then she'd more likely keep it to herself and just stay
awake 'cause she's dumb like that
awwwwwwww I was going to say "well if she lets Smoker know he'll be her guard dog :T, sleep at the foot of her bed/the floor next to her"
Which has happened in other games XD
Smoker is a dog oops
She was going to warn him as she has woken up people on accident before so
o7 He'll start with the guard dog :|a Seeing as he told Ace he wasn't even sure she'd be comfortable moving in with him
well hopefully a guard dog well-trained enough to not just attack any visitor or Ace might have a hard time too or is that what Smoker is counting on
XDD
conqueror's haki man
it'd have to be a very stalwart dog to stand between Ace and what he wanted tho
Ace will probably try to win its affection with treats and pets
yes but thing is dogs can be trained to ignore those from the wrong people
why would you do that to an Ace /moe D eyes/
Smoker would not be capable of training a dog in time for that.
Ace is good with dogs
Whitebeard had Stefan and Ace is good with pretty much -all- wild animals so
Also when I first looked back at this tab I thought you were saying Ace was going to win Smoker's affection with conqueror's haki and treats and pets and I was like "Ace no, Smoker will bite you."
... this is truth
also
but yeah Adela wouldn't want the dog to be mean to Ace anyway. She'd want it to be at least socialized enough so she could take it on walks
Like I said, it'll probably start off as a puppy, and possibly as one from Ace so
XDD Ace doesn't need to do all that to gain Smoker's affection
he apparently just has to exist
who knew
Ace is also kind of bipolar oops
XD see Adela only sees one or two sides >>
Ace is sooooooooooooooooooo bipolar and Please Smoker doesn't like you stupid, he just acknowledges you. Like Athlete's foot :|
Smoker doesn't like you stupid, he just acknowledges you. Like Athlete's foot :|
Adela's going to learn to read him dangit =T
XD his own nakama have trouble with it
Marco can .... mossssttttlllyy-ish read him? But Marco likes to pretend Everything is FINE
also yes Ace. UFOs everywhere. Freaking flying cars :V
Smoker can't handle life ^ TM