Sooo can I assume TOM is gone by the time Steven wakes up?
yeah he left as soon as Steven fell asleep
(he tucked him in

)
oh boy who else is dying today
must be a day ending in y
s/o to Sokka's murder radar
I WAS JUST GUESSING...he's never been in that room
sokka rolled himself a nat 20
...or a nat 1, depending on perspective
nah I think this was a nat 1 for 'don't find the body'
Daaw TOM~... And oh crap two bods.
two bodies who else wears hats
someone has a problem with hat-wearers
it's mr. salt and mr. pepper
...though tbh the only hat-wearer I can think of is Wirt

WHAT NO
Hey Sokka it looks like you finally got rid of Squidward 8D
SQUIDWARD DOESN'T WEAR A HAT REGULARY THO
oh wait I guess he died anyway whoops
I mean he's been wearing it regularly in the game
yeah or else he can't - yeah
also I can't believe I just had to google "do octopus' heads deflate when punctured"
(results were inconclusive, to add insult to injury)
... you just made me imagine squidward's head just popping like a balloon and i hate you for making me laugh at this situation
................
All mod characters are officially dead
the mods gave their (characters') lives for us
and ren is now officially the last furry-type left
i can't believe we might get end game with ren being the only furry out of like the 4-7 furry characters we have
i can't believe ren could potentially make survivor pool
he is this round's Togami

WIRT
come on, two more people get in there
we've got investigatin to do
...okay now I'm really curious about something
My first thought was that they both died for art
they died the way they lived: being obsessed with art
(also gosh now i'm kind of sad because i just realized didn't Wirt and Squidward really like each other before the wall separated them?)
and now that they're back together they both died :C
Steven slipped in body water. We need one more!
Man I swear Sokka will flip if someone suggests he did in Squidward because so many people know about their fight
i can't believe mr. talent rubbed his tentacles all over the murder scene
it was the murderer's art
spoiler: the murderer was the art critic
and he was hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time
... i admit i'm sad that there was never a trial where that was the decisive evidence. I don't even know how that would be possible but still
it was the health inspector
someday in some murdergame that should happen
(like maybe the pickles were poisoned and to coax the victim into eating them the killer "ate" some but they were under his tongue)
but then how were they poisoned and how did the killer avoid dying unless only SOME of the pickles were poison
or maybe it's some kind of poison that only works if you actually ingest it?
What if the pickles had a protective crust and you had to bite through that to contact the poison, so if you didn't chew you were safe
or i guess yeah only a select number of pickles were poisoned and other people found the body before he could spit them out
the pickles were dusted with iocane powder
the culprit had spent years developing a tolerance
and i guess to keep himself from eating it i guess we could go back to "the body was found to fast for the culprit to hide them" because eating the pickles would make too much noise
Could we get one more at the body and start?
cant believe there was no bubble bass in our cast
...For the record, I'll have to leave at around 3:30 for a birthday dinner and movie with friends.
and boom, three witnesses
I'LL BE HOME IN TEN MINUTES THEN I'LL THROW LAPIS IN
Important question meanwhile: how will lapis react to dead Squidward?
^ the people need to know
He made Steven cry that's sad I guess
She's sad he died but.... Eeeeeehhhhh?
WELP have fun tomorrow guys.
ONE CLUE...............................
Hm, something is really fishy
Oh no it's gonna be one of those trials huh?
My money's on them finding TOM
It is about time for the trial that goes kablooey...
Someone post that gif of Zuko going "that can't be it. Where's the rest of it?" I'm on mobile
I have a bad feeling about this trial....
there really only one clue?
the secret second clue is "Monobear's a fucking prick"
That's the account who posted it
this would be why there is only one clue
Welp, looks like the culprit is still here in plain sight!
GOSH WHAT AN EASY TRIAL
Heh, compliments to the people who organized this, really. It was quite unexpected!
you guys should really get on solving that mystery
I both love and hate all of you.
I did warn you that if anything threatened steven, lapis would kill you all
it's an early birthday present from the mods
MY BAD FEELING IS APPARENTLY JUSTIFIED AFTER ALL
What if Lapis turning into a monster counts as her dying, and that makes Monobear the culprit? After all, Lapis didn't break a rule, so this isn't a punishment.
yeah he did break her gem
idk, Monobear's still enough of a prick to say it's still HER
like theoretically her gem could be healed and she'd be coherent again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THANKS WITTY. BEST BDAY PRESENT EVER.
The gift that keeps on giving; the gift of despair.
CLUE COUNT: 1/1
MY HEART IS IN THE VICINITY OF MY TONSILS
does anybody else want to react before I comment?
jesus h tapdancing corpse parts christ
Phasma: do you wanna have Vegeta react or should I post a comment?
I tossed in a reaction, yeah
I for one can't wait to see you guys try to put the lapen in one of the stands
or even the elevator down
everyone squeeze in... get closer... the lapen just takes up 80% of the elevator....
Let Monobear deal with it
He's the one who caused it all!
you're a kid you're a squid
okay guys how I think I'm gonna structure this for ease of boss fight is, I'll make a top level, once everyone's replied I'll respond to all of you in the last comment made
lemme know if anybody doesn't want that
wittyandgay I leave the boss fight in your hands you know how this gonna go
oh god, the lapen is in charge
AND GONNA SAY IT HERE, while most of the boss fight is a free-for-all, we do have the ending planned
Oh boy! This is going to be fun to watch

You can count on me mods
I hope Zoey walks in five minutes late with starbucks
OH GOOD someone is protecting Muriel
she will be useless in this fight sorry
play the heart role with steven
try to force her into your sweater
she forgot her frying pan :C
marinette can get the dress she made just play dress up with the kraken
Muriel PLEASE STAY SAFE Marinette would cry
wrap the kraken in a dress and a sweater
the warmth of their hearts compel her
just dress up each tentacle
they pile on her for a group hug
does the rule of "culprit can only kill two maximum for any given case" still apply
and if so, hasn't she already made her limit?
not if the lapen doesn't count as lapis
You also assume Lapis was actually the culprit here
I TRUST NOTHING AT THIS POINT
I MEAN SURE but it's still 2 bodies per case??
two bodies per murderer is the rule I think
there is no trust in murder
I REPLIED EVERYONE ATTACK AGAIN
I'll keep posting reminders here so everyone knows
I NEED TO RUN OUT FOR FOODS so feel free to skip Muriel in turn order until I come back, I'll comment here when I return o/
gotcha o/ I'm gonna wait five more minutes for ren then put up a nother comment
Sokka is down. /o/ have fun guys
Steven's desire to save his best friend fills him with DETERMINATION.
Steven is the biggest trooper of them all throughout this whole game
PPPPFFFFFBBBBBBLLLLLTTTTTT!
ohhh my gosh I can't even handle you steven
...................................
...I kinda wanna see if this does anything before I respond
make a god damn friendship speech vegeta
p... pu-uuuunch the kraken?
if you're ahppy though i will go ahead and respond
let's see the lapen's response
totally didn't respond to the wrong comment at first, you saw nothing
vegeta's friendship speeches are truly profound
I HAVE TO GO TO MY THING SOON...
it's okay we're wrapping up
This is why knowing how to actually fight is important, guys. This right here.
Magic glass-squids freaking out and attacking you.
Fighting caused this VEGETA!
LOOK HOW HE'S PROTECTING YOU
Yes and thank you for protecting him Vegeta.
But punching did freak her out.
lapis would appreciate it if she wasn't a crazy squid monster is all i'm saying
Fighting POORLY caused this
...did Marinette just kill Lapis
Marinette.... Did you just...
Marinette don't get executed ;A;
this is a hell of a way to thin the cast
possibly plus one execution
this was the ending we concocted together
.....
thanks guys this was fun
I love and hate ALL OF YOU
no thank you
I'm glad I could be a part of all of your greatness
BYE TRIXIE HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAVE FUN

i'm upset
SO JUST SO EVERYBODY KNOWS
Cause of death: Heroes. Oooooh, I see
watched the murder happen
...so use the rest of today to regroup and check on the fallen heroes
and we'll see you tomorrow for the trial
Monobear, if this is your plan, man, you really are desperate
I can't wait to see how this all goes
does. does that mean they're ALL guilty?
... SOKKA WAS UNCONSCIOUS AND ZOEY WASN'T THERE... so they might be safe. sucks for everyone else
...WELP that sure is a cause of death
Vegeta would probably object more to being called a hero than being implicated in Lapis' death
I actually can't wait for Zoey to come in, stop, and back out slowly
Almost tagged that reply from my Impulse account, whoops
who was someone else I briefly considered for this round, actually
I am none of those people but it came up in the murder plurk as something that needs to happen for reasons so if Steven can do it, go for it, or if he explains what needs to happen, Marinette can make it happen
I figured it wouldn't be that big a deal since it's like Zoey's light thing, but I wanted to make sure.
No problem! Yeah Witty brought it up so we were expecting it
Worst case scenario, the mods ask for a retcon, I guess?
As long as he doesn't start bubbling non-Gemshard stuff I wouldn't think it'd be an issue.
Or bubble it, but he can't send the bubble to the Temple?
if steven can't bubble it I'm sure monobear can find something to do with those shards
he likes making soldiers maybe he'll make a clothes army like in that one episode
its cool with me and ri since all it'll do is keep the lapen from coming back for a round 2
so that means lapen is technically not dead then, huh?
....You know, I really don't expect tomorrow's trial to be as cut and dry as this seems.
We're due for a curveball.
espeically since a lot of people will refuse to want to vote for the culprit
shit is definitely doing down tomorrow
YEAH people aren't listening to Marinette and there are a lot of blurry lines on this one
GO TEAM. RULES LAWYER THAT BEAR
BE THE HEROES SAVE THE GIRL
MAKE THE BEAR EAT HIS RULES
EAT THE BEAR, RULE THE MILK
can everyone actually vote mayonnaise
"NO, VEGETA, YOU CAN'T VOTE MAYONNAISE"
"...YOU CAN'T VOTE HORSERADISH EITHER"
...hm, in retrospect I can't actually make pictures into embedded links
deleted due to implied cw
I could have Vegeta subconsciously pick up his cabbage and bring it to the trial to throw at Monobear's head,
that's KIND OF like voting Mayonnaise?
THERE A MOD AROUND so I can ask a question in private
o/ sup, Ri and I are around-ish