Would it be okay if Steven sang the mail song in there when he here's about Tarrlok's drunken adventures so he can comfort the poor hurt Mailbox?
if you want to bring Mailbox that close to Monobear after the files you read, he will come
...Okay actually no good point NEVERMIND.
He'll wait for the afterparty.
Lapis
monomom has to go to work, try not to burn the place down
You realize who's trial this is, right?
hence the "try not to"
When Monomom returns she'll find Tarrlok somehow got under one of the bell jars because he wanted peace and quiet and no one knows how to get him out of it
The mastermind has so many regrets
my god
slowly reaches for match
/SLAPS HAND
A drunken Tarrlok is tried to mail himself over to the CN side cause he figured they wouldn't despise him over there.
the matchtermind
you love the aroma on his breath?? vlad who says that??!
DAMMIT VLAD NO! DONT GIVE THE SHIPPERS IDEAS!
IT'S SARCASM
SURE IT IS
DO I NEED TO ADD THAT IT'S SARCASM
Vlad/Tarrlok otp
That Tarrlok, always hooking up in middle of murdergames
And with people with questionable pasts. HE HAS A TYPE.~
We don't havr anu other crosscanon ships brewing, it was really only a matter of time
sorry even as sarcasm it still sounds gay
... yeah this has been a very romance-less round so far, hasn't it?
(although Lapis/Squidward is still otp)
even the Ladybug duo managed not to be disgustingly shippy by virtue of being mismatched identity-wise
and then dead
I dunno. Wirt/Beatrice, I GUESS Adrien/Marinette... I mean, Disney Ronpa only had Naveen/Ariel so...
We're all too trainwreck for romance
ren kept to his promise to destroy romance in this game
your work here is done (but you didn't do anything)
i can't believe ren killed love
can we hold a trial for love
Vlad did miss out on the obligatory gay college experimentation or did he
No wonder the corn got killed. It was the universe's revenge
no love, not even for ren
... wait Tarrlok might just randomly have an egg on him? What the heck happened last night
Didn't you know? Tarrlok can lay eggs
I've read enough fanfic to know where this is going
Oh my god
...he got one in the kitchen on the way to trial because he remembers hearing raw eggs can be hangover cures
jotakak did not happen.
...everybody slow clap it out for team trainwreck
Wow Tarrlock did you really follow Ren's example
... God Tarrlok really did try to mail himself
8 people are dead Tarrlok
WE TOLD YOU
THAT WHATEVER YOU WERE THINKING
he was so drunk
THE TRUTH WAS PROBABLY STUPIDER
Tarrlok what the FUCK
Tarrlok, you better apologize to the mailbox for the trauma or so help me I'll put my hand over the screen and slap you on the back of your head
Because WHAT THE HELL hahahaha
he's planning on it
he's definitely planning on it
Mailbox didn't deserve this Tarrlok
he knows 
Ren had to try and pull your deadass out
bless you for trying to catherd this shitshow Sokka
Trixielulamoon323 what if we just use one of our objections to send encouraging words to Tarrlok
poor guy looks like he needs it
that video was very sad
Lapis? You keep asking "why put up a wall if the idea is to make us fight each other"?
Tarrlok. Tarrlok is an active demonstration of the reason.
When you have a fence, you can make the grass look greener.
Tarrlok is just a sad old man who needs a hug
now squidward, there's a good reason to put up a wall
...we'll build a wall around bikini bottom
and make mr. krabs pay for it
What if we take the nick side
And push it somewhere else?
Yeeaaahhh maybe... I'm not sure what to say to that though.
also steven honey
"no one that drunk could stage a suicide" assumes that the getting drunk was not done AFTER the murder
Lapis is thinking something like
you're good and not bad
just something like. we don't have you sad old man.
there there.
But wouldn't it make sense for the killer to be someone who hadn't had a secret revealed?
Trixielulamoon323: ah, but counterpoint - Monobear obviously knows something Tarrlok doesn't so there's still a reason!
he's 37
I want just once to use the objections for something really dumb okay
Yeah okay. We can use it for that.
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANY OBJECTIONS TO OBJECTING
alright I'mma do it
Do it Hun. There's a good comment near the bottom of Nicks.
A+ job at comforting, Lapis
she is very skilled it is one of her many bob talents
Great! Don't forget to write OBJECTION for the header.
HEADERS DON'T RULE MY LIFE!!!
I'LL FORGET HEADERS IF I WANT!!!!!!
HEADERS ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
Awww, Sokka... 
Ouch, Sokka, way to make me feel a bit guilty for partaking in the murder of the week, hahahaha
I love how Zoey has literal proof that this isn't a suicide and everyone is just "naaah this could very well be a suicide even if it is literally impossible"
(God we're going to get the bad ending from this trial, aren't we?)
way to go kel why didnt you write your killer's initial with orange soda or something
bad ending incoming
I hope not CMON DUMMIES FOCUS.
"OBJECTION LISTEN TO THE DUMB BLONDE WHO IS INFINITELY SMARTER THAN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU"
I love that the difference between Team Marshmallow and Team Trainwreck is visible even in the trials.
Team CN: Okay guys lets look at the facts and figure this out ASAP!
Team Nick: We need to argue about this insignificant thing also look a shiny object!
Team Nick: We need to argue about this insignificant thing also look a shiny object!
How did Nick even get through their first trial JFC.
Culprit immediately confessing tends to help
Jinafire was trainwreckt before the trial even began
emotionally
Okay wait. The killer left a fake note right? Just compare everyone's handwriting to that like they did in Dis-3.
E.S. Levi
has
anyone even mentioned the fake note?
no
i think rens the only one who knows about it
I think Ren found it... But Marinette and Vlad were around too, I think.
Yeah you're doomed see everyone in the afterlife.
Dententa ARE YOU AWAKE.
You guys really need to develop a system where you submit all the evidence before discussions
That way there's not as much of this hollering at asleep people 
Yeah, that's actually pretty useful. The other murdergame I'm in, Cradle Project, has something like that, buuuuut...I don't know if it'd fit the setting of the Dangan Ronpa games
Maybe with some tweaking it could work.
I think cradle project is more like the games I've been in before. At least one of the mods are the same
BUT IDK even in DR there were the evidence bullets
I dunno what Cradle is doing though, I haven't been paying much attention
Not much, it's just a post from a moderator where the players type small IC reports on what they found, if they wish. Iit's still all up to the character to reveal what they found.
Oh then yeah.
Though the typing it up bit wouldn't work out, I guess someone would just have to eventtually be like "Hey, everyone that found evidence, stick it over here plz"
just toss it in a pile between the podiums, it's fiiiine
write them on literal bullet shaped pieces of paper
Completely relevant question - is the Spongeroom on the CN side still laughing, or did it stop like the one on Nick side?
It's absolutely laughing
... oh my god
The time of night when the mailbox thing happened was just for a "Stu making pudding at 4 AM" reference, wasn't it?
I would say that I can't believe this, but that'd be a lie
I cant believe
Ok I'm gone for a lil bit so that's where I am if anything happens
You go Sokka!
Sokka
Yeah, I kinda suspected Vlad too.
Its time to put on those protag pants
He's been my main suspect, really. He's been in a not good place this week, and he has plenty to lose with this motive.
Especially after seeing how it went when Tarrlok had a dark secret revealed.
Grow the ahoge, Sokka
Be the true protag
ResplendentRi Sokka has accused Vlad.~
Yeeeeeep it's him.
...I mean
yeah it's probably him but Vlad Masters is also exactly the kind of Togami Asshole that would pull this even if he WASN'T responsible
I'm not sure Squidward is competent enough to be Togami
Though given his behavior towards Lapis, I suppose he might be our Fukawa
chromatus Vlad has challenged you.
"...unless he bulks up when drunk" new theory, Tarrlok is actually a Bender unit from Futurama
Tarrlok, just keep your mouth shut, you are clearly too hung over for this.
The note is written the way he'd talk. And maybe there's traces of ceramic and whatever that liquid was somewhere on him.
... oh my god was my wild theory correct
no but it was so good I had to give it a shoutout
Well I'm glad that people like my wild theories at least!
(Okay i can't completely credit myself since I wasn't the one who suggested that Vlad possessed Kel and killed him that way)
You gotta admit, being a mole to keep his powers DOES kinda sound like Vlad.
(just he idea that he might still have this ghost powers if he's the mole)
...(raises hand) I suggested the possession...
Oh my god Vlad
Even if you aren't guilty jeeeezus
Oooh, Vlad done goofed...
RIP VLad
SpongeBob Wah Wahh Wahhh
Sokka has hiked the protag pants up to his nipples and is ready for anything
We had him pegged for Nick protag from day one.
Go, Sokka, keep going!
and his entire time i was just throwing out guesses
*this even. but hey it works!
hey a true protag just blindly guesses until something sticks!