The ladies were all up on each other to get a secure hold. 'Hi, my boobs are on your back'. 'Just gonna straddle your thigh, nbd'.

The dudes? Ignoring what we were told to do to keep their hips WAAAAAY out. Because god forbid they touch another guy with their penis.

They would rather get beat up. Than put their junk up against another guy's hip to secure them.

WEAK.

Now I feel like I need to shower and wash all the other people off of me.