Here's the original script, written before Jade decided to try to go out in a blaze of glory and rage.
>space cowboy
how dare you
i'm a bad person
pot, meet kettle
/Walks away whistling.
Total Distortion You Are Dead
At least she got to die painlessly?
also so btw TOM's not gonna be available for the next couple of days
Oh no
Yes... Yes she didn't see it coming... We have TOM to thank for that...
......oh god
Please don't give us Tom 4.0
So, fun fact: Monobear is cosplaying Drago, the son of Shendu. Jade killed Shendu by throwing a fire blast at him while he was petrified.
WHAT NO HOW DARE YOU. WHEN WILL TOM BE BACK STEVEN NEEDS TO MAKE SURE HES OKAY!
I MEAN
oh my god tom 4.0
bite your tongue
that never happened
lollichop: LET'S BE HONEST, TOM 4.0 AND FACE 2.0 ARE VERY MUCH THE DARKEST TIMELINE POSSIBILITIES
;n;
No
Not dark enough
Only if Tom's replaced with 
...Or worse
that execution was rock solid
ooh nice motive
wooooow