JUST SO YOU KNOW I'll be tagging from my phone later, so apologies if I am slow to respond
go team, I believe in you
Aaaaand we open with Steven talking about suicide.... You people are evil
nathander Trials happen on the same day
WIRT 
Depending on if Tarrlock and Ren find the adult juice I just may have Ren come to the trial hungover :|a
Cause that's what we need
Steven nooooooo
No crying for Steven
TARRLOK
please give us a hungover chihuahua
I'm ready, depression - Spongebob
GO LAPIS 
at least they can try to match up feet to the traced foot
yes that is Lapis' plan
everyone get your feet out
Yes good
no lapis can fix this
we can
we can stop steven crying
don't be the sad
if everyone just works together to not commit mass suicide
Mods are you there we require intervention
please clarify if they are shoe footprints or foot footprints
to be fair
she tried in the hopes monobear would back off of EVERYONE'S loved ones
aelita tried her best *and that's the problem&
SHE IS SORRY LAPIS
if it helps she kinda figured Steven was more important to her than a dummy with a leaf on it
you were important too aelita
HELLO MONOMOM HERE and I can confirm they're feet and not shoes
sorry, mods are doing Adulty Work Things today
what about size comparisons?
and adulty work things on the weekends sounds SUPER FUN so take your time
RandomProphet lepowned if one of you guys gets home before we do
I'm headed home right now!
Dad is here on her meal break
The only ones that are even considered close are Steven and Jade...
they said wirt was close too
so it's basically. all the kids. which they knew already.
THIS HELPED NOTHING WHY EVEN HAVE THIS FOOTPRINT
To narrow it down to just the kids?
they already knew that tho
....Strip search.
STRIPPING DOESN'T SOLVE EVERYTHING STEVEN
Bea fought the killer they must have markings.
okay maybe stripping solves some things
what is it with the CN side and stripping
Clearly the Nick side has to have makeup as a clue in every case now so they too can have a Thing
I might make a new top level for injury strip search
Nick needs to strip... I mean, I'm sure Monomom would love seeing a particular Nick strip~
Squidward?
...Lynny is there something you need to tell us about cetacean fetishes
stripping is stupid, says the man who wears clothes that make him look bigger
Hot sushi wrap
lapis is trying so hard to be proved wrong
but doesn't Steven wear t-shirts all the time...?
unless he's wearing the Muriel made sweater
obviously steven would never and is excluded
but yeah she said arms because she doesn't actually want to do a full search and see them injured somewhere less obvious
she really doesn't want to confirm her suspicions
Lapis, for once, just get people naked in the name of justice.
even if you don't want to.
but lapis u gotta kno
Alright my nuggets daddy's got to go back to work
yes
for aelita
for aelita yes!!! but!!!
the children!!!!
won't somebody think of the children!!
YOU NEED TO THINK HARDER ABOUT THE CHILDREN THATS THE PROBLEM
just strip until someone has an injury showing?
that's probably what's going to happen
To nudity! The cause of -and solution to!- all life's problems.
I hope you all enjoyed your confession!
"Enjoyed", sure 
Just wait, I wrote Jade's execution myself.
And you remember the one I did for Margulis, right?
oh god
I'm a newbie I have no idea what's coming but I'm scared
Oh no
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...well then
It's even worse if you know the canon, because there was some highly specific symbolism in there.
Crrrrrraaaaapppppp
Everyone involved in this case is a monster and you're all terrible and evil and I love you all. 
So, apparently Jade is the youngest culprit in DRRP history.
On a lighter note, I kinda love how Vegeta is the one who manages to help Jade cheer up.
This girl and her bonding with reformed/semi-reformed villains, I swear.
so mods what is the word on trying to smash one of those belljars to get a shard of glass for Jade to kill herself with
can Lapis do that
can she just hand a small child a shard of glass