Playing Pokemon X

She currently has a fennekin, a fletchling, a weedle, and a zigzagoon. All female, she's now dedicated to catching only female pokemon

She hates bunnelby

"I do hate bunnelby. I don't like pansear, either."

"Leave, is what Phoebe will do."

"STOP LEERING AT ME!"

Oh also she named her fennekin after Joan of Arc

Phoebe is her fletchling

pansear appears "YOU FUCKER AGAIN."

(On the Pan-family) "are they all this unpleasant?" "Yes." "do they all have leer?" "Yes." "I hate them."

sjkdlfasn

"If I get ONE MORE fucking monkey..."

She's still in the forest with shauna bc i think she's grinding for a lady pikachu

Ember has found pokemonamie

She is playing with her pokemon one by one, starting with jeanne

oh... my god....

So update, she's stopped playing for the moment but she also has a scatterbug and a caterpie just to fill the space

And she keeps singing fleetwood mac because one of the characters mentioned "the tall grassl

WON'T YOU LAY ME DOWN IN THE TALL GRASS AND LET ME DO MY STUFF

it's like Kate and the queen of diamonds and Desperado

....except for how Kate can, uh, carry a tune.

and I, er, cannot.

god

i'm so glad someone else shares my passionate burning hatred of the monkeys

fuck the monkeys

they were put into the game literally just to hold the player's hand and give them a type advantage in the first fucking gym in gen five and i've never got over how much i hate them for it

don't you baby me, pokemon, im a grown ass man

I think infernape was a sort of apology

infernape does sort of soothe the hatred a little

"We're sorry for the shit monkeys, have a cool one"

While i sleep i have tasked ember with maintaining this thread, so have fun

oh god ember im so sorry wrt this game and how badly it wants to force a lucario on you

you haven't got there yet but just you wait

im gonna fuck that lucario tho

1000/10

no

that lucario does not care about consent and will not take no for an answer and i am not about that life i want more respect out of my boring dreadlock furries

if it were optional i wouldn't care but the game literally will not take no for an answer you have to take the stupid dog

so now lucario is the pokemon i hate most in the world congratulations lucario

msdkflasdjfaskldf

nate i love you

im so salty

also mewtwo has better thighs anyway

I'm very concerned about how a preschooler has pokemon. YOU ARE TOO SMALL FOR A LIFECHANGING JOURNEY

AND I DISLIKE HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BEAT UP YOUR PETS?

you don't know their life

i assume they are just like. playing around near their house instead of literally going on a journey that would be a Bad Idea

'ah yes little billy just turned four let's send him acROSS FRANCE'

'enjoy those croissants, billy!'

I WANT A PICHU

I WANT TO RAISE A PIKACHU FROM INFANCY

PICHU IS CUTE AS HELL REAL TALK

everyone like 'oh it's just a smaller more kawaii pikachu' yES THAT IS THE POINT

oh my god wait do you have a friend code we should exchange friend codes sometime

we should fuckin fight i'll fight u

EMBER !!!! I'LL BREED U A SHINY

vibrates softly in place

to celebrate your joining the ranks of the pokemons

what pokemon u like

god no everyone who doesnt like pichu can fight me

all of the rat baby pkmn are so good

1) I don't know if I have a friend code, I'm on Avery's computer
2) !!!!

(I have no idea what pokemon I like.)

holds u hand

(But SHINY THINGS??)

i also just have a box of shinies lying around that i can look through later and see if any catch your fancy

the shiny bug bit me REAL HARD a while back

Ember does not have a friend code but my DS does, so theoretically that could be used. She's playing my copy of X, i wiped the data after pokebanking all my rare or favorite mons out

Bruce Lu did not make the cut

Lucy Lu did

I want a Lillipup very badly and APPARENTLY CAN'T FUCKIN CATCH ONE

I WILL OBTAIN FOR YOU A LILLIPUP........

I finally got my 3Ds internet fixed, i had to actually send the dang thing in, so i can wondertrade and stuff now

when I get home from work, lillipup quest

OH NO SHINY LILLIPUP ARE GOLD

Apparently bare heads are indecent in Kalos?

ALL MUST HAT

at least some of the hats are real cute

tell me about your trainer

chinhands fondly

Also LILLIPUP EEEE

My trainer is the dark-haired girl and I named her after me because I'm boring and she has a Very Cute green hat with a flower on iy