Azerbaijan is so pretty omg

Hungary's voice is so weird for his face... He also looks weirdly like Zayn Malik. But I like the song.

Oh I like Italy. Very much.

Oh. Oh Bulgaria. What have they put you in...

Sweden reminds me weirdly of Eggsy.

Germany is fucking adorable oh my god.

i'm cackling over how much graham norton dislikes her

I'm watching it on YouTube so I'm not having to suffer that guy, thank god...

oh lmfao I CAN'T GET THE YOUTUBE ONE TO WORK BECAUSE THEY DON'T LOVE CANADA

so bbc it is

also he's cute *a*

and flying through space

French Steven Universe!

Baby Willy Cartier!

NICE COAT ROBESPIERRE.

Straya!

The sitting thing feels weird but I like the song and her sparkly hand thing is super pretty.

Not a fan of Cyprus...

Serbia is fucking gorgeous wow

WHOA. Whoever designed and executed that cool projection, you the real MVP.

Malta feels really shallow after that crazy powerful performance by the Ukraine...

And then I'm right back to thinking Austria is super pretty and her dress is the cutest...

Okay, here's us.

Well, that was unremarkable in every way.

Helloooo Armenia.

As much as I liked a lot of them, I voted for Italy.

Austria was a close second though!

Love Love Peace Peace should so have been the Swedish entry.

Wasn't expecting the Ukraine to do so well but then it was a very powerful statement.

I keep imagining a gif from that bit in Mean Girls of all the European countries and like "raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimised by Russia".

FUCK RUSSIA